Moxy in progress

18% of my happiness is due to the joyful consumption of potato products

[fvckallth3criticcs]

[kate-mc-mckinnon]

[alrightevans-deactivated2015091]

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

[queerspoons]

i’m sorry but you can’t tell me that a shooting at a gay club during pride month wasn’t a hate crime

[onlytwitterpics]

[femalestothefront-deactivated20]

[femalestothefront-deactivated20]

finally

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[lifeisalldynamics-deactivated20]

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

[retrogasm-deactivated20161109]

Score 1 for Dear Abby

[2treehill]

how do you get a nice body without moving

[childmagazine]

by learning to love yourself

[nachtfunken]

wow

[mysharona1987]

[sweetoothgirl]

DIY SUGAR FLOWER CAKE

[misstanwyck]

[annetdonahue]

The importance of consent: a narrative.

[maxontrax]

I will forever reblog this gifset.

[forsciencejohn]

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

[yamumsahamster]

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

[avatargrimes]

fire cannot kill a dragon.

[poyzn]

[thestanconfessions]

[c-utex]

Yup

[mathurbator]

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

[what-a-joice-deactivated2019031]

Moshi moshi from the other side

[techfails]

Sound Designer problems.