c00kie creeper

75% humor and cute animals. 25% social issues.

[molotowcocktease]

What makes you cum?

5 million in my bank account.

[neverthere12345]

[this-wandering-heart]

😂🤔😂

[thathighguy]

Another installment of: Not My Business

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

LMFAOOOO

[chilewithcarnage]

Working class solidarity

[vampires-and-witches]

I saw everyone on twitter tearing Emma Watson apart for saying she’s self - partnered instead of single and decided to watch her interview for British Vogue to know what the hell was she trying to say with that. I was very surprised to find a 30 minute video in which amongst other things she talks about the following:

She felt undeserving when she was appointed as UN Women goodwill ambassador and sought out Gloria Steinem to learn about feminist activism.

She thinks the criticism she received for being a white feminist was useful because it made her educate herself.

She says there’s a desperate need to reform the education system in the UK to change the way they are taught the history of how Britain has been involved in foreign affairs and how they profited from slavery.

She felt anxious about approaching 30 because there’s a lot of pressure to have a husband and a baby by then and she’s still figuring her life out.

She was so young when she was casted in Harry Potter that she doesn’t remember much of her life before it and she went to therapy to deal with her issues with fame. She used to feel very guilty for being unhappy because she thought she should enjoy fame more.

The interviewer is a transgender woman and they discuss transgender issues for a while. Emma is in regular contact with a trans child which makes the topic of trans rights emotional for her because she’s very anxious for this kid’s safety.

She talks about her role as Meg March in the new Little Women movie and defends that unlike what many people say choosing to be a wife and a mother doesn’t make Meg a less feminist character and quotes a line from the movie, “Just because my dreams are different than yours it doesn’t mean they are unimportant.”  

She wishes more people would realize she’s not Hermione Granger but also understands why they want to see that in her because Hermione is a symbol for her too.

She used to think she could never be happy without a partner and now that she has learnt to navigate that better and is genuinely happy single she’s started to think of herself as self - partnered in contrast to the time when she thought of herself as single = lonely.

Every media outlet decided to focus in an out of context quote from the three minutes she talked about her dating life when the actual interview had a lot of depth and way more important things were discussed. I’m sad and angry but not surprised.

[chaoskirin2]

“Self-partnered” made perfect sense to me. Saying you’re “single” seems to hint that you’re looking for someone. I mean, that’s what I always get when I tell men I’m single. “OH SO YOU WANT TO DATE?” no, fucker, I’m happy without baggage.

[halalcocaine]

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

[octopussiour]

[oparnoshoshoi]

Prison industrial complex must be crushed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aidashakur]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

[amidthesestars]

it’s the “do not” that seems to get me, keep skipping that part

[thisisalovestry]

just looked up my symptoms on webmd turns out i just need someone to kiss give me one good honest kiss and i’ll be alright

[buzzfeed]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[tyleroakley]

i love terry

[notstraightsonnyjoon]

Please donate to this shelter! I know someone who works there and they said they could really use money to pay for the cats’ medical bills, since they take in cats that are disabled and would probably not survive at a regular shelter, so please help some cats in need!!

[slowspinningredemption]

been howlin at scottish twitter for three days now here’s some of my favourites

[beachdeath]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bramblepatch]

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

[shakespork]

nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me

[srsfunny]

Hospital T-Rex

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

[king-in-yellow]

Lol when my appendix burst, I had initially refused to go to the ER because it was a Saturday night (which are always busy helltimes for ERs of course) - and when I arrived I was told there were eight people ahead of me. I agreed and just asked for something to drink and something for the nausea. They took my vital signs, looked at each other, and then whisked me back immediately to a room and within five minutes the ER attending physician came in (as opposed to a resident physician).

“Hahaha, holy shit, am I dying?” I asked him - because HOSPITAL T-REX IS CORRECT

[ionlylooklikeahipster]

Okay but the T-Rex has abs drawn onto it in pen.

[christopher-bryant]

P90 Rex

[whitepeopletwitter]

[awwww-cute]

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

[unclefather]

pick him up

[library-graffiti]

I <3 crows, too!

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