...Yeah.

{IC vent/nsfw blog for @1awyerup, visible IC if your character finds it somehow.}

[mewnbuns]

eye contact while you light his cigarette for him

[cybermanes]

Can I come over and be really disappointing

[fuckedelf]

Reheated fast food has all of tha nutrients I need to be sexually adventurous

[mewnbuns]

pulling a man around by his tie, preferably into a kiss or to make him look up at you from where he’s kneeling at your feet you agree

[c0r1ander]

I guess I never thought it would matter to me this much. I didn't think it could, uh. HAPPEN to me? Well... it kind of. CAN'T, not here, but.

I mean. With Martin, the idea was totally out of the question, so. And then after him I guess I sort of...

... I didn't think it would matter. But it does. To me, and. You know. Maybe it COULD happen to me, if I... just reached out and took it, right? If I even tried for once??? Just once.

Heh heh. GOD. Me, Parsley... I'm going to BLOW IT, I'M

Going back to bed. Now.

[imjunebitch]

a mom is an animal that intentionally baits you into being upset over the course of like five minutes and then gets mad at you for being upset

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuck like a green onion

[teathattast]

[c0r1ander]

It's... interesting. Considering that Kamal is one of the most trustworthy people I know. In my opinion...

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[super-nova5045]

and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

[dumbpuppyfag]

got so nervous i accidentally jerked him on

[neverwonderneverremember]

[cryptotheism]

wouldnyou still want to fuck me if I smelled a pie and fluttered over to it cutely

[c0r1ander]

He still doesn't like me. Heh heh...

[c0r1ander]

I don't know why he would... do any of THAT, but.

I wouldn't do most of these things either. Right?

[c0r1ander]

... I don't know if I should say anything or not. I don't know if it would make things better, or WORSE, or.

But I DO know that guy......