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We did research with the given information and the results are in
We estimate that Summer’s something like 57kg, we don’t know for sure
Her girlfriend outweighs her by a bit but this will not stop her from encouraging Chloe to lay on her during cuddling, since no Summers will be harmed during the cuddle sessions
Chloe: You think you can tell me what to do?
Summer:
Summer: 5… 4… 3…
Chloe: Wait, hold on, stop counting, I’m sorry!
Chloe: Alright I got a box. We're gonna put everything we love in the box
Summer: Can I put you in the box?
Chloe: No
Evelyn: Can I put you in the box?
Chloe: No
Andrew: Can I-
Chloe: No one’s putting me in the box!
Summer: Well, it looks like the knife missed your femoral artery
Chloe: That’s good!
Summer: No, darling, you had a knife inside of you. That’s the opposite of good
Chloe: Is it true that straight American boys eat footballs for breakfast?
Summer: Yup! It's part of their everyday diet; the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
Summer: Good morning
Evelyn: Good morning
Caroline: Good morning
Andrew: Y'all sound like robots, "Good morning, good morning." Spice it up a bit!
Chloe: [Bursting through the wall like the Kool-Aid man] What's up fuckers!?
Chloe: Grr
Summer: Sexy
Chloe: [To Summer] Baby
Summer: [To Chloe] Fellow associate
Summer: I said I wanted McDonald's
Chloe: And I brought you McDonald's?
Summer: I MEANT FOOD, NOT THE WHOLE DAMN COMPANY!
Chloe:
Chloe: OH
Some random fucker: So were you born a boy or a girl?
Summer: Bold of you to assume I was born at all
Caroline: I personally was created in a lab
Andrew: Just straight up spawned
Summer: I can’t believe you don’t want bofa!
Chloe: [Angry for some reason] The fuck is bofa?
Summer: Bofa my arms wrapped around you in a loving hug!
Summer:
Summer: Darling, are you crying?
Summer: I sent good vibes your way
Summer: They're coming
Summer: There's nothing you can do to stop them
Chloe: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up
Chloe: Ah, Summer, you're back sooner than I thought
Summer: Kitchen's haunted
Chloe: Excuse me?
Summer: [Loading her Nerf gun] Kitchen's haunted
Summer: LISTEN UP FUCKERS
Summer: -not you Chloe, you're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here
Evelyn: How messed up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors?
Chloe: Depends...
Summer:
Summer: ON WHAT?!
Summer: Words ending in -ie are so cute! Like cutie, sweetie, and cookie...
Chloe: Die
Summer: [Flatly] No
Summer: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Chloe: What?
Summer: A quickie. You know, the egg things
Chloe:
Chloe: [Sighing] It's pronounced quiche