coybastard

every woman you couldn't quite catch and more of a man than you'll ever be. Free Palestine, Fuck Bitches

[c0ybastard]

as someone who sorks at a shoe store Martin wears those fucking New Balance dad shoes and jon has worn the same black high top converse during the entirety of the pod. neither party know how the fuck they have lasted this long. the worst damage they have sustained were a few scratches and some dirt during the Eyepocalypse and jon went insane over them. Martin gets a new pair of New Balances every have a season but switched to some fucking dress shoe with Lukas because he hated himself or some shit. during the Eyepocalyplse the two kept an entire bag full of shoes for martin cause he goes through them like dishes at Thanksgiving. spoiler alert. he went through all of them.

[c0ybastard]

for reference

[c0ybastard]

yesssss call me the avatar of the whore the way I am feeding on this sweet sweet attention and praise tell me more

[inspectorlyfrassir]

Ok but are you a Jonathan sims or a Martin blackwood transmasc this is important

[meanbossart]

When your plan of bringing your sweethearts together from across planes with the expectation of getting pampered all night kind of...Backfires 🙄

feat. @ejoym's Dark Urge, Devlin!

[morose-idealist]

*uproarious laughter*

....they'll get there eventually.

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[wolfythewitch]

In the version of bloodymary that exists in my head where they're having intimate sex, Grace is talking Simon through it, Simon is crying, and Grace is crying because Simon is crying

[thememedaddy]

[c0ybastard]

sometimes i forget being poor for so long actually affected me a lot to the point that i thought it ridiculous to even consider the possibility of getting TWO publix sushi containers. the gluttony and shame i feel holding two sushi rolls should be written in the bible i think

[c0ybastard]

ok so if one of yall gonna ignore me the other better step up and do some good cop bad cop shit cause if both of yall gonna ignore me at the same time again im gonna kill myself. like come on youve both seen me naked lets pretend you like me ok

[countcrackulaartblog]

Now you see me.

[c0ybastard]

make more ugly trans art. be as grotesque as possible. show me hyperfeminine trans guys and hairy trans women. show me trans bodies with fat and hip dips and whatever else nazis decide is ugly. show me angry transsexuals and scarred transvestites. give me all the beautiful gore you can muster. i want to be disgusted and I want to be seen. i am more scar tissue than skin and i am strange and i am latin and i am rude in many circumstances and i want to see me. let me see me.

[c0ybastard]

whoever you are... thank you

[demilypyro]

"You just have a bias in favor of women" yeah duh? Yes I am biased in favor of women and female characters. I do this proudly and purposely, as a direct response to systemic misogyny. I keep in mind that anyone who is female is always treated worse than they deserve, and I purposely adjust my perceptions to compensate. It's called feminism. Keep up. Flicks you on the forehead

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[c0ybastard]

i am fucking the two most useless crackers known to man. double the partner double the love they said but NO. DOUBLE THE INDICISION. I DO ALL THE WORK IN EVERY SITUATION AND CONVERSATION AND THEN THEY JUST GO FUCK OFF FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG TO GOD KNOWS WHERE. KILL YALLSELVES

[c0ybastard]

youtube search how to get skinny no ed no oxempic no sweaty workout no glue no borax

[c0ybastard]

*takes a sad sip of wine and looks into the glass as if it holds the answers to all my woes* god how is his ass is so fat