happy happy

caitie 21 australia

[unescapable]

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here’s a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

[minotauri]

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

[peroxical]

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[adeles]

when meryl streep updates her own meme 🗣🙌🏻

[stevansrogers]

[otherwindow]

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

[otherwindow]

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

[twin-m0thers-moved-deactivated2]

[pdlcomics]

So Strong

[sapphoshands]

…i love her?!?

[trainthief]

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN 

[catchymemes]

David Schwimmer films himself in a New York supermarket with his arms full in spoof video after police issued plea for his lookalike in the UK

[renthebarbarian]

Okay…Ross Geller might have The Worst™, but David Schwimmer is a fucking treasure.

[lostinwonderland317]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One Christmas Eve I talked about my friend sleeping on the couch when we were kids to try to see Santa, and my young cousin decided HE wanted to sleep on the couch to see Santa, and as he said this to me, my uncle was behind him, desperately signaling at me to somehow dissuade him and I panicked and just looked at him very calmly and said

“it’s too dangerous to try to look at santa.”

“why?”

“well how fast do you think he has to be moving to get all over the world in one night? he’s so fast and full of magic, if you look at santa directly, your eyes burn out.”

My Uncle nodded at me like “yeah that’ll work.”

It did.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

yeah here it is

[loathlylady]

Today I heard the phrase “yeah nah that’s heaps dog but” and was sharply reminded that broad Australian English isn’t so much an accent as a dialect

[horsefieldmix]

is op pulling a fast one or do yall talk like this

[that-australian-guy]

I genuinely talk like this

[cherryflavour-deactivated202007]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of underrated tweets, part 6

(the series)

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

“i’d love to go travelling”

bank balance:

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

[sweetmemesaremadeofthis]