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CAN I HAVE MY JOB BACK? I'M STILL HIVE'S STRONGEST™
“Ah-- Of course, you can. I’ll add you back to the list as soon as I can.”
Name: Priscilla Age: 16 Home Sector/District: Sector 003 Experience: At home, I am employed in a special task force that hunts monsters, and have been for four years now (including training, as an independent agent, it has only been a few months). I will not say they are perfect, but my skills as a swordsman are considered on the level of a master. Ah, but I’m a little inexperienced in group work. Prefered Weapon: A claymore Desired Rank: Either Jackdaw, or a Crow if you consider me up to the task Any extra information: As I currently do have another job, may I please work part time?
[🔥] “Everything looks great. I think you’ll be able to handle work as a Crow; a special task force is nothing to sneer at. Welcome aboard. It’s funny, actually. You remind me a lot of someone I knew back home!”
@illimitexabominer
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Name: I was called Naked Snake back then, my real name is secret. Age: 29 Home Sector/District: C-5 Experience: I’ve undergone training for at least half of my life, and have advanced knowledge on the fighting technique known as Close Quarters Combat, which was designed by both myself and my old mentor. I’ve undergone battle during multiple missions which involve me flying to foreign countries like Russia, and can easily infiltrate an enemy base on my own. I’ve worked for years on the CIA’s FOX Unit, and have also had previous affiliations with the US Army. If you’re also looking for things intelligence wise, I’m fluent in the languages of both Russian and French, and know a little bit of Spanish. Preferred Weapon: Any sort of rifle really, it’s what I’ve had the most training in, weaponry wise. Desired Rank: Crow, but that’s only because I feel I don’t need more training on my belt. Any extra information: I am missing vision in my right eye, which might stunt my vision on occasion, but I’m sure it’s fine.
[🔥] “The vision problems will be no trouble at all. Your experience is extremely impressive. It’d be an honor to have a veteran such as yourself among us. I’d love to hear some stories from your deployments, if you ever have the chance. Welcome to the team, Snake. You’ll be a Crow for now, but don’t think you aren’t entitled to a promotion later down the line.”
@soldierthatsoldtheworldÂ
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Name: Steve Scriggins Age: 21 Home Sector/District: 003 Experience: Before the city, Steve ran a one man black market shop that sometimes involved drugs, so he learned how to be stealthy and blend in with the locals. Because of the violence he sometimes experienced, Steve also learned how to fight dirty. He can shoot a gun and use a knife, but mostly he prefers to avoid fighting. He’s picking up this job as a second way to earn a paycheck. Preferred Weapon: His gun, given to him by the scientists. Desired Rank (Optional): Fledgling Any extra information: Likes to steal things, so watch your wallets.
[🔥] “Ishmael almighty, how long as this been waiting here...? I apologize wholeheartedly for the wait. I was... out of town?” Yeah, that worked.
[🔥] “I will be honest with you, your experience is a little concerning. I appreciate the honesty, at any rate. I just hope you can work with us to turn over a new leaf. You’re a Fledgling, now. I’ll do my best to train you and get you ready for real Mercenary work. It won’t be easy, I’ll warn you now.”
-ACCEPTED-
@scrigginisms
GRAND REOPENING!
Fliers scatter the city, pinned on every job board and taped to several street lamps, a picture of a crow surrounded by black feathers identifies one of the Hive’s many organizations…
We are the Crow Mercenaries.
Our goal is to keep the innocent lives in this city safe. Even if that puts our lives on the line. We may not be the biggest group in the city, but that’s not going to slow us down. Come to Sector 002, and join us. Help us towards our goals.
And in fine print, at the very bottom…
(And on the off chance someone needs a little work done, we’ll take that, too. Given that the price is right.) Â
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(All precious active members have been given their jobs back! All inactive members have been moved to the MIA list.)
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Name: Benny Gecko Age: 27 Home Sector/District: Z-5 Experience: Growing up as a nomadic tribesman, Benny has built up many skills in survival, hand to hand/unarmed combat, melee combat (most notably with a knife), and extensive training with most handguns, specializing in the M&A 9mm pistol. The nomadic tribal life has also made him hardy and knowledgeable about the Mojave desert’s many resources, allowing him relatively easy survival in the harsh double climates. Adding in to the life in the desert, he can handle heat a fair amount better than average people (though he’s no legend of Zelda Goron).
There’s also the matter of his charisma. Benny can talk his way out of and into many situations, whether using threats or uncaring violence to get his point across. This was made most evident when he cold heartedly killed Chance before the events of Fallout New Vegas, and has painted him as more uncaring about others that he doesn’t consider part of his crew. Of course, this snake had been noted to be surprisingly more persuasive with those of the opposite sex ((though I haven’t had many threads depicting that)), and makes quick work of wordplay with them, even if it did once get him killed.
Finally, there is some sleight of hand, especially with cards. The man does own a casino after all, and had learned plenty of tricks and cheats.
Prefered Weapon: 9mm semiautomatic hand gun (Maria)
Desired Rank (Optional): Crow
Any extra information: Benny is notably callous about being ordered around, so there might be some conflict depending on the mission given
And like many people, he’s not a perfect person. There’s plenty who can see through his coyote smile, and while he is a self trained marksman, he still is prone to missing when things start falling apart.
He may be skilled with many things required to really survive the harshness of the Mojave Wasteland, but there’s still things he can’t do… Like hack a computer, much less a robot.Â
“... Well, I’ll tell you one thing, this is by far, the longest application I’ve gotten.  After reading through it, I think you’d be a great fit for us. I’ll make you a Crow, as requested. Just ask if you need anything. Welcome to the Crows.”
@benny-tops-gecko
Name: Homura Akemi Age: Good question Home Sector/District: District Epsilon Experience: Years of magical girl work Prefered Weapon: Firearms Desired Rank (Optional): Crow Any extra information: Please do not let my appearance fool you.
“... I’ll take your word for it. I’ve known plenty of strong warriors that had a deceiving appearance. Welcome aboard, Ms. Akemi. We’re pleased to have you.”
@timelxxped
Name: Callie Cuttlefish Age: 18 Home Sector/District: oo5 Experience: About three years of police training and two in service to my city’s Agency. Preferred Weapon: I can use most weapons competently except for non-ink guns. I used to use a large Roller weapon but I don’t have that anymore. My tentacles are also very strong on their own. Desired Rank (Optional): Crow would probably be fine, I don’t think I fit any of the others. Any extra information: I can shift into a smaller, stealthier squid form capable of getting through very small gaps.Â
If I don’t seem like a good fit for like. Killing people. I can just do paperwork. I really need a job.
“Well,if you don’t want to be in a combat position, I’m going to assign you as a Little Crow. You’ll be handling things like paperwork, organizing, and the like. I might pull you into battle in an emergency, though. Please be prepared for that.”
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@candykraken
Name: Junpei Age: 22 Home Sector/District: District Zeta Experience: Spent the last year working as a private detective, I’ve seen more than enough already. Worked with a cop to take down the headquarters of a terrorist operation, if that helps my application any. Preferred Weapon: ahandgun, when I finally find a real one here. Desired Rank (Optional): Any’s fine, crow probably works best for me though. Any extra information: none.
“I’m positive that you’re experience in investigation will be of use to us at some point. You’ll have to tell me more about your time as a detective, sometime. You’re a Crow, now. Welcome aboard.”
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@ninthextrication
Fliers scatter the city, pinned on every job board and taped to several street lamps, a picture of a crow surrounded by black feathers identifies one of the Hive’s many organizations…
We are the Crow Mercenaries.
Our goal is to keep the innocent lives in this city safe. Even if that puts our lives on the line. We may not be the biggest group in the city, but that’s not going to slow us down. Come to Sector 002, and join us. Help us towards our goals.
And in fine print, at the very bottom…
(And on the off chance someone needs a little work done, we’ll take that, too. Given that the price is right.) Â
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Name: GZ Age: Robot of my kind dont really have an age. Home Sector/District: sector 2 (District Beta ) Experience: I was once a platoon leader of my squad During the 424 war, outside of space on a small planet. not to mention I was also a mercenary for the company known as Dark. So helping a platoon out or teaching them basic isn’t hard for me or handing any missions. Even weapons, if you need someone who need in hand. Prefered Weapon: My hockey stick. It’s as strong as a sword. Desired Rank (Optional): Neither a crow or rook is fine, it’s up to you. Any extra information: n/a
“... Hockey? W-Well, nonetheless... I hope you don’t have any trouble getting into the headquarters. I’ll put you down as a Crow. Welcome to the team!”
=ACCEPTED=
Name: Bit Mi-Rae Age: Somewhere in 100? (It’s complicated) Home Sector/District: Sector 4 district Delta Experience: Experience…..In fighting with hand-to-hand combat, but can also use weapons (rarely) to fight. (It’s not written in her bio, but she may or may not have attacked a bunch of government/cops who offed her family before she put herself to sleep.) Prefered Weapon: I don’t need weapons. My hands and feet will do. Desired Rank (Optional): Can be magpie or crow Any extra information: I can heal no problem. Throw me in any situation and I will be okay.
 “Apologies if I’m a little late in getting back to you. Things have been busy, to say the least.”
“You seem plenty qualified for a position as a Crow. I’ll finish everything up here. Your uniform should arrive in the mail in a few days, just look for a package from Dressed To Kill. Welcome aboard.”
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Name: Blade Age: 28 Home Sector/District: Delta Experience: I helped in taking down the demon army and Nasod uprising, along side having been the leader of the Crow Mercenaries back in Elrios before-… Uh. Wait you already know that. Do I really need to write out the rest then? Preferred Weapon: Primarily swords, though I can handle knives as well. Any extra information: Sorry this took so long to send in.
“You bastard.”Â
. . .
“I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Welcome aboard, Blade. I hope you enjoy your position as a Crow.”
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Name: ..Stella. Age: ? Home Sector/District: Sector oo5. Experience:Though you probably have knowledge of witnessing my combat in battle, my experience spans from being involved with multiple demon incursions and so on. Likewise, I sacrificed my emotion circuit to make way for an incipient code which increases the vigor of my facility to engender high-powered lasers and electron abilities. Preferred Weapon: .. El Shard/Electron beams? Desired Rank (Optional): Any is fine. Crow possibly. Any extra information: As well as the other Eve, I do not have my drones either. I do have a ’useless el shard’ though if that helps in any way.
“... Stella. Okay.” He nods, looking back to the paper.
“I didn’t think they’d give you an El Shard. Nonetheless, you’ll be a Rook as well. I’m happy to have you on board.”
-A C C E P T E D- @novareficia
Name: Ciel Age: 27 Home Sector/District: Sector oo2 Experience: In my younger years I was a skilled assassin, and ran the Lanox underworld singlehandedly. I have also fought an innumerable amount of demons whom threatened my home. I can take care of a few ruffians if need be. …If the situation requires it, I can also cook for the others. Prefered Weapon: My gunblades, but alas I’ve been saddled with this cheap plastic toy gun. Desired Rank (Optional): A Crow will do, unless you see fit that I be stationed elsewhere. Any extra information: I don’t believe you need too much more knowledge of my capabilities, Captain.
“When you say it like that, you’re making yourself sound old. Please don’t, we’re the same age...”
“Nonetheless, I’d be more than happy to accept you as a Rook. I hope you can keep up training. Welcome, my friend.”
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