Sleepiest Bitch Ever

🩷♍️ I’m too old to be here and I’ve been here for 15+ years all jokes and satire 29 she/her

[sreegs]

full screen, no description or any words on the ad whatsoever.

[elphabruhhhh]

Potato chip ear lookin ass

[bruzum]

[elphabruhhhh]

Y’all aren’t ready, elfie is abt to get harness trained so I can have her out and about as a shoulder parrot cat :D

[elphabruhhhh]

Ok I stand corrected

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[cannibalchicken]

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kenxyro-deactivated20200731]

The Value of Your Life

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[rehabghost]

fanart of x the everything app

[filmphotofranz]

[sillayangel]

[stuckinapril]

[fagsex]

[surskip]

recently i was looking at the most downvoted posts on r/stoicism