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no one really knew what MomTok stood for anymore. Like is it just a bunch of swingers or are we just a bunch of mormon women fighting the patriarchy?

[scrollofs0rrow]

meatball

im 26

[rpf2]

girl wtf is ‘whump’ i am a sadomasochist

[scrollofs0rrow]

when i've visited my parents in the past few months, at least once, my mom has pointed at my hair part and asked if my hair is thinning up there and if im going bald.... which. girl dont scare me but also i KNOWWW im not going fuckin bald..... i have a very notoriously full head of hair like dont piss me off 😭

[wiiwheel]

There was a healing

[segamascott]

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[imaslave4u]

Kylie Minogue on the set of the “Love At First Sight” music video (June, 2002)

[lesbx]

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

[hustlerose]

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[d-lanx]

[scrollofs0rrow]

in the bathroom and i heard this from outside:

OH MEATBALL IM SORRY! im sorry *meow* im sorryyyyy ohhh poor boy im sorry im so sorryyyy *MOW* oh ur fine.

[ammnontet]

a secret cad-comic

happy 1 year anniversary to its abrupt end

[mem-o]

[scrollofs0rrow]

while i dont really like all hope is gone, gematria is SUCH a dethklok song to me. bear with me here. pickles' PR lady didnt die and she comes back and runs for president. she asks pickles if dethklok can perform during her campaign. the lyrics are some shit nathan would say. just a thought.

[sockboioioing]

Moar dethdoodles…. :3

[scrollofs0rrow]

this is so fucking demeaning and racist and condescending and disrespectful. completely unnecessary. and you chose to say this weird shit 2 years in a row...its just hateful for the sake of it. im not even mixed and its so obviously racist and pathetic