yikes.

Hella gay and just trying to survive life.

[pointnclick]

mel blanc fuckign yelling

[blueboy1299]

[negamewtwo]

Apparently the original “sound booth” was in, like. A shed. And that’s why there’s the echoes

[drdaanvondutch]

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

[imgonnaeatthatglitter]

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[strangesmallbard]

no nuance friday. i wish ai was a person who i could turn into a flea. a harmless, little flea. and then i’ll put that flea in a box, and then i’ll put that box inside of another box, and then i’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives i’ll smash it WITH a hammer!!

[valtsv]

my that one friend that's too woke opinion is that in a similar vein to how you almost never see fat people or women without makeup on tv you never really see anyone experiencing incontinence issues unless it's a humiliating comedic moment at their expense and that's kind of scary

[valtsv]

like sorry to be the bearer of bad news but people piss themselves. when they're afraid. when they've experienced mental and/or physical trauma and their body needs a way to express that stress. when they've been sexually assaulted. when they get older and their muscles start to wear out from a lifetime of service. a not insignificant majority of people Will experience incontinence in their lifetimes and while there are steps you can take to manage it for your own comfort and others', there's simply no moral dimension to it whatsoever. & like i'm not saying every show and movie needs checkhov's bed wetting scene but we have seriously got to get more okay with acknowledging that somehow.

[twitchystitchwitch]

I'm legit afraid that people are going to look at some of my writing and treat it like I have a fetish because I write characters that are bladder and/or bowel incontinent fairly frequently

When I was a kid I experienced moderate stress incontinence. It started when I was a toddler, so I have no memory of anything else. Well into my teens I thought that was something everyone experienced and just wasn't allowed to talk about, because the few times it came up with adults in my life I was told to never talk about it again, but not given information or tools. It wasn't until I was in college that I realized that a) it wasn't something most people experienced, and b) there were tools I could utilize to make myself more comfortable. I was forced to always walk around in piss-soaked clothes from the time I learned to walk until I was in college. Of course I'm going to write characters dealing with that! Of course I'm going to have communities of characters where it's an acceptable and normal event for discussions about that to come up!

I will die on the hill that it is incredibly important for both bladder and bowel incontinence to be more normalized

[lizardho]

Ok, so, bottom surgery recovery is going ~splendidly~ tbh, I’ve been off opioids basically all week, she’s healing well, she even looks pretty which at under the one-month mark is making me feel pretty optimistic. The only problems it’s giving me are that sometimes if I see something really gross it makes my body feel like it’s trying to suck itself inward from my vagina, like a black hole generated by the power of “ew ew ew,” and that healing is really tiring so I’m like…always sleepy. But tbh most of bottom surgery recovery has been peaceful, I’ve had a lot of time to do some self-reflection (which I hate, doing my own therapy as a patient suuuuuucks), BUT, I do have one funny story:

Right as I wake up there’s a nurse there who hustles over and says he’s glad he saw me wake up and tells me he’s giving me some pain meds and then he gives me IV Fentanyl and so I go from like “Ow ow ow ow awake awake awake” to “ooooooh fuck I’m floating on clouds made of rainbows” in like 6 seconds and so I was pretty out of it. The hospital had all the recently-post op patients all in one big-ass room, and they see patients for ALL sorts of surgeries, so I was next to an old guy who got his knee replaced on one side and some young 30-something dude with some kind of mechanism on his leg. So I asked him what happened since I was high as fuck and feeling kind as a result, and he said he broke his leg hiking off-trail when his leg went down a literal rabbit hole and snapped his shinbone. I say something like “damn dude that blowssssss” while giggling because I’m high as FUCK on actual fentanyl and he’s like “Yeah, for real, I’m feeling great right now though! What about you? What are you in here for?”

And I fully was not thinking like a person, I was thinking like a fentanyl-addled tgirl so I just go “Oh, haha, they cut my dick off!”

And he just kinda stops and is like “Hah-WAIT what? Why?” and I was trying to think of an acceptable answer to tell this cis guy because it’s dawning on me through my drug-induced haze that not everybody wants their penis gone and before I can think of a response two nurses just came up and…wheeled him away. Idk where to, and I don’t think he did either, because he kept looking back at me and frantically asking the nurses where they were taking him and I never gave him an adequate response so he probably thought he was gonna get that “Transgender for Everyone” shit before he was probably actually delivered to whoever his ride home was.

[palamedeez-nuts]

"the most unrealistic thing about project hail mary is that a woman is in charge" WRONG look up the glass cliff. women are much more likely to be promoted to positions of power when things are going poorly and people need a woman to blame. she refers to herself as the "world's whipping boy." the person put in the position to have to commit ecological and humanitarian crimes of that scale in order to save the earth would only ever be a woman.

[narutwitter]

[everlarksupremacy]

Everlark Was Imminent the Entire Time

I honestly believe the callback to Peeta being “the dandelion in the spring” at the end of Mockingjay is one of the best in all of literature. The very reasoning Katniss uses to explain why she fell in love with him is something she was already cognizant of and distantly drawn to before they ever properly spoke. This alone should obliterate any claim that Katniss settled for Peeta. It was not some new epiphany she uncovered with time, but an enduring quality of his that she simply had to learn how to receive. They are not merely trauma bonded, but soulmates who found love - built on a preliminarily deep connection - in the midst of shared trauma. In short, Suzanne was telling us - so long as they interacted in any fashion - it really would have happened anyway.

Also, I see far too many readers complain about how the ending felt “rushed.” I fear that quick rundown was the point. The entire series was their build-up if you were properly internalizing it. Katniss summed up how they grew back together with such efficiency because it really was supposed to be that obvious. She was like, “I’m slowly healing, we’re working on a memory book, and there are genuine signs of hope to cling to. Oh, you’re asking about Peeta? Yeah, we’re together, he satiates my hunger for him every night - here are some receipts of me feeling said hunger for only him from throughout the story you’ve supposedly read through and comprehended - and I love him just as much as he loves me. Duh.”

Bring back literacy 🗣️

[rosenkranz-does-things]

Sinners studies in heavypaint

prints

[mailenskygirl]

Yelena's office

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[gay--dog]

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

[hyeque]

i hope all mutuals who i never talk to are having a good day

[were--ralph]

Female one btw

[enki2]

[herbiehero]

The Twilight Zone: Our episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically" was meant as a cautionary tale about the predatory nature of the gambling industry

The Gambling Industry: We've invented the slot machine that chases you around physically from The Twilight Zone episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically"

[2mo3cm-man]

That’s a real episode, for anyone who didn’t know.

[bruzum]