jackie's (mostly ia) blog

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[kingcatnine]

you know how it is with lofthouse cookies

[dykg-moved-deactivated20231129]

[madhyanas]

if wired earphones have a million fans i am one of them. if wired earphones have ten fans i am one of then. if wired earphones have one fan i am that fan. so on and so forth i can’t remember the rest of this meme

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

we need a law to prevent people from publishing fanfic as a book disguised as normal literature. I can't take it anymore

[senritsu]

I’ve been thinking about these graphics that depict the cambrian explosion as a LITERAL big bang explosion all day. They’re so fucking funny to me

canbedone / Adobe Stock

Literally kaboom

[doppelgangerleaverite]

[kamenriderhamo]

that looks like a yugioh card for a cambrian themed deck

[angelamerk-el]

[its-just-hyper]

so, the uk government huh?

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

[mysharona1987]

Monica Byrne

[pitbolshevik]

gonna be honest i think some of yall see things like certain sexualities and genders as discourse topics instead of like. qualities a real living human being has.

[pitbolshevik]

this includes asexuality btw

[pitbolshevik]

like if someone mentions being asexual and your first instinct is to drill them on tumblr discourse you are an asshole

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

[smooth-goat]

[ID: photo or scan of a handwritten diary entry written in blue ink. There is a a doodle of a butterfly in the bottom right corner. The “i"s are dotted with hearts. Entry reads, “Sep 26 / I checked out a bunch of music CDs at the library today! A couple had cuss words in the title so I had to promise Ms. Jervis I am 15. I am not yet but I think lying doesn’t count at the library.

I have listened to all of them by now. I have noticed in A LOT of the CDs that the singers do not like the man. They even cuss at him! I do not know who the man is. Maybe it’s Bush or the singer’s principal. But if the Dead Kennedies do not like the man then so don’t I. I also don’t like fashists.. I think that they are like a cult religion who the man belongs to.

So far I think that I am more punk than anyone else I have met in life.” \end ID]

[rocketpog]

[straightboyfriend]

how do you remember all the recipes at starbucks? is it hard

rat under my starbucks hat does it for me

[straightboyfriend]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friend invited me to their house to smoke weed but instead of a blunt it was a leaf of lettuce wrapped around a bunch of red sauce. I kept taking giant bites & they got very mad at me.

[velvetys]

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

[rarestsparkle]

However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at.

[snuv]

[arrogantsuggestion]

If there’s something you want, but think you can’t have it, try going after it anyway. You’ll never know if you don’t try.