im on my main now @hotroadkill

23, he

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Pride Month to Hannibal Lecter killing and eating that homophobic doctor

[cactusfool]

this is how my bisexual disaster friend decided to contact me after weeks of radio silence

[cactusfool]

after FOUR FUCKING MONTHS staff answered me about the messages and fixed it. and i JUST went back to main, largely bc of not having messages. well ig this acc is gonna be a little inactive but idk maybe they’ll delete my main again or my iasip hyperfixation will come back or i’ll get tired of Being Known and wanna be a small acc again we shall see

[shittycryptids]

A nine tailed kitsune but all the tails are those floating inflatable men you see outside car dealerships

[hrmsketches]

[emperorsfoot]

Jean Jacket’s natural enemy

[cactusfool]

[crawls out of depression hole covered in blood and also with a cold] imm alive

[gryphll]

merry christmas! 🎅🎄

[vinny-vox]

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

[catmask]

when u go to write a mentally ill person in ur story you are presented two options. the first option is to write your mental illness realistically as you actually experience it with all the ups and downs and people who are like you will resonate with it and feel seen. except every person who reads instagram infographics on mental health that uses the phrase narcicisst for anyone who does anything that crosses them and unironically call themself a dark empath will call you scary and tell you that youre demonizing mentally ill people

the second option is to lie and write inspiration porn for those people to get hard to

[catmask]

the same with physical disabilities TBH

[catmask]

ykw wait im adding this one for myself and a friend: same with addicts

[stlamb]

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

[paper-mario-wiki]

Any tips for when trying weed for the first time?

smoke a lot of it and if you dont get high instantly smoke a lot more and if you start feeling scared that means youre about to die

[valtsv]

my advice when it comes to making sure you get enough vegetables is to find a dip or sauce you really like and use that for flavouring. i always dip my vegetables in red pepper hummus or pesto or fry them in garlic butter.

[valtsv]

sometimes you have to accept that your body is a dog that doesn't want to take its medicine and wrap your pills in a tasty treat

[mariacallous]

[shmreduplication]

Here's an article about it from the new Yorker

The judge was a Reagan appointee lmao

[tawghasa]

1. The person who twerked in court was Richard Montez, co-owner of 360 Queen Entertainment (a business that organises drag performances).

2. The New Yorker article is a really good read.

3. I'm in love with this picture from said New Yorker article. Dude on the left is a Big Mood.

[mikkeneko]

honestly good for him? he didn't know what he was supposed to be ruling on, so he asked for a demonstration, and the demonstration convinced him it was art. good on him for being willing to accept new data

[thenerdchronicles]

You couldn’t write this, people would tell you it’s bad writing

[revanchistsuperstar]

Let me tell y’all, as someone who does drag in Austin, TX, seeing your friends become part of national media coverage because of this is pretty fucking wild.

The far right kind of honed in on Brigitte (queen in pink) as the object of all their ire, and the moment she saw that happening she kind of seized on it. Brigitte is AFAB, nonbinary, and asexual out of drag (these are all things she’s very public about, I’m not outing her). She knew that a right wing hate movement that is obsessed with portraying drag as something sexual done by pedophilic gay men wouldn’t know how to deal with her. So she stepped up and basically was like “you want to make me the face of this? Fine. I’ll use that opportunity to show every single one of you how wrong and ridiculous you are.” And it’s been such a curve ball for them, it’s been working. They don’t know what to do with an AFAB queen. She ruins all of their arguments. They don’t know how to write their laws in a way that excludes her from doing drag without being so broad it excludes literally half the population of Texas from existing, and that’s what is a huge part of these laws not holding water. She also has been pretty tirelessly doing a lot of very public activism, and was the only individual drag performer part of the suit against the state of Texas.

It hasn’t been easy for her, because obviously being a public figure like this means getting a lot of hate. But it’s also cool as hell. And leads to hilarious moments like the fucking Daily Mail writing bullshit like “Bandit CLAIMS she was born a woman” and her literal biological mother being like “so as an authority who was indeed there…”

lol and in the same trial as the twerking, she explained to the judge what a breast plate was and why she wears one sometimes, and used Dolly Parton as an example.

[amygdalae]

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

[t4timekeeper]

“why do you hate taylor swift” im a kandi artist and all the craft stores in my area are sold out of pony beads because of the eras tour

[t4timekeeper]

thank you penis sexer

[thepenissexer-d]

THE PENIS SEXER

[stilinskiraekens]

But at least let me help. I’m the one with experience here.

[deathlyfandoms]

There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”

[my-nameless-bliss]

good news: there is!

[monster-bait]

Support the folks posting work on comment-ebabled sites!

[ladymirdan]

I love when people leave comments on my old stuff.

Its like passive income but it actually works to make me happy.

[katzedecimal]

Honestly though, comments like that are gold to me. I love to write and a comment telling me that something I’ve done has improved someone’s life even in a small way? That’s impact. We live in societies that tell us over and over we have no value and nothing we do is ever good enough. So for someone to post a comment telling us that we improved their lives with our stories? That tells us our effort had value. We writers set out to improve the world in tiny ways, offering random acts of kindness in the form of a few minutes’ entertainment, and comments tell us we’ve achieved that little goal.

[naamahdarling]

You can totally come back and leave a comment under that comment a year later! I’m glad to know you are still enjoying it and want to know if you’re doing okay.

[yesbothways]

There is no higher compliment than a re-read.  The longer the time that has passed, the higher it is.  It means a story resonated and stayed with someone. 

[cousingregfancam]

how do they put so much distance between each other while they’re sitting at a table meant for two people

[cousingregfancam]

ahem