Redbubble is now up!
A bunch of stuff (including every single pride raven) is now on there! Go and buy it if you want! Your support would mean the world to me 😊
Find it here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/cadiacat?asc=u
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@cadiacat
Redbubble is now up!
A bunch of stuff (including every single pride raven) is now on there! Go and buy it if you want! Your support would mean the world to me 😊
Find it here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/cadiacat?asc=u
the fairies and i did not make any figgy pudding. nobody is welcome to join us
"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me
"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself
jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud
Ya know lately life has been a lil rough but at least I know that if time and tide royal me too harshly or diurnal courses leave me with no safe havens, I can just remember, they’re out there, somewhere, looking for me
wretched looking gonzo is my favourite gonzo
damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing
Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day
👀bad kids
Literally
Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":
woims (old-timey New York gangster)
wurrums (Scottish)
weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)
Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.
I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.
Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.
Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.
Goodbye, Homosapiens
what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck
needless to say i am hopelessly dependent on the severed head