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Arcadia • She/Her ▪︎ Queer / Asexual ▪︎ Art Commissions Open ▪︎ love, death, and fungus▪︎ https://staticattic.neocities.org/

[cadiacat]

Redbubble is now up!

A bunch of stuff (including every single pride raven) is now on there! Go and buy it if you want! Your support would mean the world to me  😊

Find it here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/cadiacat?asc=u

[loafbud]

the reaction of the century

[ouramateur]

[transparent-undertale]

*This blog is Pissing me off...

*I'm the original Starwalker

[skittypilled]

the fairies and i did not make any figgy pudding. nobody is welcome to join us

[mutimatuti]

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[labdynastes]

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

[napkineater]

Ya know lately life has been a lil rough but at least I know that if time and tide royal me too harshly or diurnal courses leave me with no safe havens, I can just remember, they’re out there, somewhere, looking for me

[statlerandwalldorf]

wretched looking gonzo is my favourite gonzo

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[petertism-deactivated20240307]

[bish0ps]

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[dragonleftovers]

👀bad kids

[beadyeyes]

Literally

[bumblebeebats]

Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":

woims (old-timey New York gangster)

wurrums (Scottish)

weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)