Cosmic Funnies
titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
shark vs the universe
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Keni
AnasAbdin
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$LAYYYTER
Janaina Medeiros
roma★
#extradirty
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
Jules of Nature
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@caerula4rbor
Y'know I gotta admit I didn't really care about mdp as much more than a plot device, especially at first, but it's grown on me over time.
Fucked up little mental illness demon that stands in the corner staring at you like the "I frew up" meme. I wanna dunk it in water and throw it at a wall.
Only real discussions happen at the sleepover.
Looking up at the universe 🌠🌌 Commission for @/tntdragon on bsky!
Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower
that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah
“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt
the french beatles
jean, paul, george, et ringeaux
i love making up shit that i don't actually think will be in deltarune but would be kinda cool anyway
*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere
41º43'32”N, 49º56'49”W
THE TITANIC?????
If any1 here lives in philly lets chill at Bad Brother they got the dopest art here
Dm me if interested we can do a lil smoke smoke first i got a roach blunt i been working on for like 2 weeks now
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.
it is like fucking spot the differences with you people
It’s really funny to me still that Skadi and Gladiia were super tight lipped about Aegir all that time for years, and then Laurentina, awakened and back in control of her body, goes and immediately just starts answering questions about Aegir and the Hunters with no reservations and makes a lot of friends, and then Doc and Kal realized, oh, it’s not that they were protecting state secrets or anything, Skadi and Gladiia are just THAT taciturn and traumatized whereas Laurentina is just naturally a very social and extroverted Stacy’s Mom.
Just, Laurentina is innately hilarious because Skadi and Gladiia have shitloads of guilt and pain and regrets and family associated trauma and tons of other fun stuff, but Laurentina is:
More naturally violent than her intended “violent evil brainwashed self”, but not in a psychopathic way, she just really loves and enjoys fighting.
A ray of sunshine, extroverted, social, very fun to converse with.
Elegant and loves to poke jabs at others because she’s a refined shitter.
Comes from a filthy rich high class family of very important people, basically a princess.
Explicitly has a really good relationship with said super important parents and loves them.
Her brainwashed self talked about cutting and crushing and slicing so much because Laurentina is a sculptor by profession besides being a Hunter.
Her biggest ‘misery’ back in Aegir was how annoying the paperwork was to get authorization to use the big machines when sculpting bigger statues.
Imagine being Meteorite who was explicitly unnerved to hell by Specter coming to check out the new Operator and you see her making cute little clay statues for Suzuran and Shamare while telling them about the time she crashed into the side of a hospital when her rocket powered skateboard went out of control.
WHAT THE FUCK
EWWWWW EWW GO BACK GO BAAAAAACK WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK EUHGGGHHHHHH
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
this game makes me insane <3
does anyone know what causes a sudden an intense craving for pickles?
I’ve been in bed trying to fall asleep for the last hour and a half and out of nowhere found myself slapped in the face with a pickle craving so intense that I couldn’t ignore it, and so got up, went to my kitchen, ate all of the pickles I had, and then proceeded to chug down the 250ml jar of pickle water with an intensity I can only describe as a “desperate fervour”
I’m out of pickle things now and the compulsion is no longer as intense, but I still kind of really want more
This has never happened before
a lot of yall have reached out to tell me I’m dehydrated or have low sodium or need electrolytes or some combo of the three and I’m inclined to believe you because I went out to get more dill pickles today and a very slow-moving old man was parked in front of the shelf so I wound up buying “bread and butter pickles” which are DISGUSTINGLY SWEET, and yet here I am on my work break eating them directly out of the jar with a fork
I think you may be in Pickle Mode
I’m in Pickle Mode
