the other half, i guess i’m giving to you

cae • he/they • 22 • nb + disabled + gay + swag • twitch streamer • i block for personal reasons without warning! • “not here to fuck spiders”

[caeruluspirit]

I'M OPENING COMMISSIONS

it's about time! i'm opening three slots, and opening a waitlist just in case after that. payment is done through kofi!

all commissions are taken over dms on tumblr or hit me up on discord at caerulus#7070

transcription: Headshot/Bust (one character, simple background) - $30 USD Headshot/Bust (complex background or multiple characters) - $38 USD Halfbody (with or without background) - $50 USD (Added Complexity for Halfbody) - +$10 USD (Added Character for Halfbody) - +$15 USD

Will Draw: Furries Mech

Won't Draw: NS/FW Gore

payment is after i send an initial sketch! i will send progress pictures during the process. i do reserve the right to refuse commissions based on content or complexity. images are free for personal use with proper credit, but i am also looking to do layout/asset commissions for streams or emotes eventually.

[caeruluspirit]

i think starscream uses megatron's credit card. he says it's because he's trying to "ruin megatron" and "destroy his finances" but really it's because he doesn't have any money on his account. his bank's been hacked 8 times and only 3 of them were from an autobot. megatron doesn't even mind bc starscream doesn't even spend that much, plus he's loaded from investing in bp, amazon, and bitcoin

[mintycide]

(posted on the right blog this time)

new mitts! they took a little bit and are a touch too big, but they’re warm and nice so i don’t mind. i’m happy that the stripes lined up- that’s fully from self striping, i hand no hand in that.

also, take a look at my engagement ring! cody and i are engaged now <3

the pattern is Pioneer Gloves by Kelly McClure on ravelry. the yarn is kroy sock in the colorway tourmaline stripes- used just about 1 ball

[caeruluspirit]

look at my gloves. and my ring

[caeruluspirit]

will post better pictures once both gloves are all finished up- but these are looking really nice! the pattern is the Outfoxed Mitts by Erica Heusser on Ravelry. they fit a but snug on me, but they’re going to my bestie with slightly smaller hands than me :o)

had to add a third color bc i was short on the main 2. i think the gold band looks really nice! i also purposefully omitted a few plain stockinette rows to make them a little shorter (without interrupting that colorwork)

(details for yarn on the project’s page on my ravelry)

[cryptotheism]

She's only fucking the psychopomp for passage to the underworld

[mintycide]

artfight card for this year! i'm team seafoam! username on there is slightly different from my usual, (but same as tumblr) there's an impostor /j

i plan on at least being semi active, i have a bit of a hitlist already lmao. i'm looking forward to stretching my art muscles. also, i've doubled the amount of characters i have on here, so there's a good range of guys to choose from for attacks :o) if you're wondering why worm has a squiggle it's bc i'm making a worm ref for opal and a different worm on string character. i just haven't gotten around to it yet

[caeruluspirit]

don’t think i’ve mentioned it publicly but this is my main account ^

i stopped using the caeruluspirit account bc i wanted to keep it a Stream/Content Thing but at this point it’s almost entirely inactive. so, i’m over there, as well as on cohost as minticide (which is the usual name, but if it’s taken i use mintycide)

but yeah i post more over there! i crosspost everything between tumblr and cohost so you’re not missing out on much. follow me and say hi :o)

[mintycide]

noticed a severe lack of cordelia dead estate content on the internet as a whole. guess it's up to me to fix that (play dead estate, it's really good.)

[mintycide]

they call her princess peach on account of her. i shan't say

(commissions open in this style!)

[onceiwashere]

grocery store iceberg

[mintycide]

i work at a grocery store currently and our radio plays several different genres, all scrambled together. i’ve determined it probably pulls playlists based on suggestions from everyone who works there that submits them (?) so it plays modern indie rock then pivots to blues, then plays an 80’s hiphop song, then a jaunty song from the 60’s (that plays on two tracks, but our store only plays one of them, so you hear the backing without the lyrics)

this results in an odd half hour where it plays sweater weather by the neighborhood, i’m blue by eiffel 65, bus stop by the hollies (again, only the backing track), the friends theme song, feeling good by micheal buble, and then 10 minutes of old school hip hop without lyrics so i can’t identify it no matter how many times i hear it.

customers have commented on this. i work the customer service booth- they’ve asked me to change the station. i have no idea how it works. no clue who’s in charge of it. i’m scared. i want to add worse music to the pot and see what happens for maximum whiplash

[qsycomplainsalot]

[mobilis-in-mobili]

*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*

[rayskeptic]

it's coded into our DNA

[fwoosheye]

[fandomsandfeminism]

When people look at abstract art and go "uh I could make that"

Fuck, I wish you would!

I wish you would let this inspire you. I wish that seeing a piece of abstract art would move you to self expression.

I wish you would go to the craft store, buy a cheap canvas and some cheap paint and let yourself play with color and form just to see if you can.

I wish that there were more amateur painters, trying their hand at geometric abstraction and color field painting. That would be so fucking cool.

"I could make that" should be a joyous revelation, not a snarky dismissal.

You could make that? Holy shit. please. Please make that.

Jack Bush

Kenneth Noland

Piet Mondraine

Pat Lipsky

Joan Mitchell

Helen Frankenthaler

Kikuo Saito

Marilyn Kirsch

Mark Rothko

Adolph Gottlieb

[fandomsandfeminism]

Putting the original back at the top of the dash.

Let art inspire art.

You could do that. You could. You should try. It'll be fun.

[blackboxwarrior-deactivated2024]

Gay Trans Household Out Transportation + Dealing with $600 traffic infraction.

Heres the context: both the cars in my household are now yard garbage. One blew the head gasket and is totaled with no possibility of replacing it until my housemate gets his license reprinted due to poor timing, the other, my boyfriends, has the driveshaft degrading and just got a huge ticket after the insurance lapsed due to nonpayment on his part (guess whos not allowed to have the car insurance in his name anymore?)

Im on good standing with my bank and employed full time+OT at a decent rate but I need money to pay for a new (used) vehicle and to get rid of said yard garbage while still making my part of the mortgage payment at the end of the month.

I understand this isnt as urgent as most things and likely wont be super high priority so I also want to point out that both myself and my boyfriend @caeruluspirit have commissions open for a variety of stuff and you can DM either of us about it if youre interested. He has prices, mine arent set in stone but id love to discuss what can be done. His prices are in pinned, mine are not currently set in stone.

This is my paypal, or dm for commission discussions. Shares are appreciated, help isnt required.

[caeruluspirit]

i’m the boyfriend mentioned 🥲

like he said, i have commissions open! i say in this post that i don’t do nsfw, but i do- i just don’t post it. open to discussion!

we really appreciate any help possible, it’s a bit of a mess we’re in but we’re sticking through <3

[cyberdungeon]

Oven and dishwasher are the mirror versions of dryer and washing machine

[ablubluh]

why'd they give him all these angles. these points. where are his round cheeks and eyes. I'm reeling

[mousegirlheart]

EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

[samgiddings]

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

[caeruluspirit]

oh boy! an office job! FNAF UCN today (1/15) at 5pm est

why are they moving.

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