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sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

paper-mario-wiki

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

puff-puppie

Can we redesign the FTM flag? Like, I get it. But I don’t like the pastel colors, I’m a MAN. The colors are soft and I want my flag obnoxiously masculine. Can we put like, some dinosaurs and flames on there? Maybe some kinda radical flexing bicep? We could get way manlier I think, somebody should help me create this

swampspiders

new transmasc flag ^

fairycosmos

airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost £2 didn’t need charging didn’t randomly disconnect and didn’t get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap

fairycosmos

remember when phones just fucking had headphone jacks

valtsv

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

valtsv

our-trans-punk-experience

"They're treating me like a child"

"Oh sweet - they're being patient, caring, and understanding of your limited life experience of whatever the current issue is?"

"No?? They're being condescending, controlling, and denying me autonomy!!"

[GIF desc: white man blinking in shock, surprise, and disbelief meme]

the-haiku-bot

[GIF desc: white

man blinking in shock, surprise,

and disbelief meme]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

valtsv

my that one friend that's too woke opinion is that in a similar vein to how you almost never see fat people or women without makeup on tv you never really see anyone experiencing incontinence issues unless it's a humiliating comedic moment at their expense and that's kind of scary

valtsv

like sorry to be the bearer of bad news but people piss themselves. when they're afraid. when they've experienced mental and/or physical trauma and their body needs a way to express that stress. when they've been sexually assaulted. when they get older and their muscles start to wear out from a lifetime of service. a not insignificant majority of people Will experience incontinence in their lifetimes and while there are steps you can take to manage it for your own comfort and others', there's simply no moral dimension to it whatsoever. & like i'm not saying every show and movie needs checkhov's bed wetting scene but we have seriously got to get more okay with acknowledging that somehow.

valtsv

molabuddy

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

molabuddy

red, orange, yellow? sunset/sunrise

green? the rarest and not one ive seen personally but it can happen

blue? classics of sky

indigo? violet? twilight babyyy

pink? also shows up at sunrise/sets

black? night. get goth with it

white? grey? her clouds

molabuddy

do you love the Fucking colour of the sky. bitch

rebelwhodoesntknow

Green and pink sky from when the auroras went nuts a few months ago!!

the-haiku-bot

Green and pink sky from

when the auroras went nuts

a few months ago!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

homunculus-argument

One of the best parts of tumblr are the conversations that are like "hey can we perhaps start saying normal things again?" replied with "no we're doing cum divination, get with the program."

eusexuanal

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

astronomical-bagel

Trots onto your dash with youthful curiosity and zest for life

thisisalovestry

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

insomniparty

feralsunspotandtincan

Luke making Grogu a side pack for Luke to wear out of fabric that matches Luke's robes because he wants Grogu to feel included and thought about and like a Jedi and Din's sitting there like "Hey, can I take you out for marriage sometime?"

"...did you mean "out for dinner sometime"?"

"I can see how you might have come to that conclusion, but no. So does your culture do rings or something or...?"