Kyler’s Weather Corner

Instagram: lizard_daddy Snapchat: relyk00 24 I hardly use this but love new friends :)

[wiiwheel]

[sacred-portal]

[kinkyrius]

[dramatic-dolphin]

[spidermansballs]

consuming gay content is not enough, i need to kiss a man on the mouth

[lykrynos]

can you fucking man up and play toys outside with me

[lunarrisings]

[lovesckl]

[nilovalentine]

See the thing is that if you keep saying "I bet everyone hates me I'm so annoying" is that its annoying. And people hate it. So it's a bit of a self fulfilling prophecy isn't it. You know what's also a self fulfilling prophecy? Acting like you're hot shit until you become hot shit

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

[anxeious]

unfortunately i have a deep love for humanity and choose to believe conditions will improve. despite it all

[hotvampireadjacent]

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

[averagebiboy]

Who cares if someone’s bulge is mostly the balls?

We support big balls here too

Rb if you support big balls!!

[mysharona1987]

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Frankie Boyle says calmly, “I’ve never really played golf, because I’m not trapped in a loveless marriage.” End ID.]

[guerrillatech]

[halfsey]

the woke left is once again trying to cancel me for saying that my pussy is wetter than jesus's. umm I'm sorry if it's true??? First off he's like 2000, so you know that shit is dusty as hell by now. Second, his body count is, what? 12? ha! weakness. meanwhile I have laid with every third man in Galilee. lastly fyi btw jsyk i have a condition. it's called Fat, Juicy Pussy Syndrome and yes it is fatal. so there. bet you feel like a real asshole now, don't you, Mr. Pope? who died and made you the boss of the catholic church anyway?

[monkeysaysficus]

Sure I’ll reblog that

[ss-dolphin]

The masculine desire to be passed around a group of hairy sweaty men