dyslexic doodlebob

wdym I'm "short"? I'm clearly I tall person doing, uh, tall people things

[caffeinebean99]

Beans

[s3xysubstitut3]

Hehe

[cromchychipdip]

Hey quick question: what the f*ck is my gender identity

[demonisedyouth]

black & blue

obligatory angsty/pissed up/sad break-up playlist

listen on spotify

[ikantenggelem-deactivated202005]

[lifes-a-ball-game]

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

[lightningpierre]

This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.

[its-awesome-turtle-time]

i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!

[sxeworldwide]

Stuff you need to hear

[queenofmelanie-blog]

This is the truest picture in the history of pictures!! <3

[deceitfullyanxioussss]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Y E S!!!!!!!

[caffeinebean99]

[deadaccount2000]

Big Warning

If you see a police car or a cop with a speaker looking thing on it, FUCKING RUN. It’s known as an LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device), a device that, when activated, can permanently damage your hearing and cause serious harm. If you’re too close, you’ll be left in a lot of pain and squirming on the ground permanently deaf. Ear plugs do not work. Unless you have one of those shooting range headphones, you do not stand a chance against them. Again, if you see them pull up, RUN. This is what they look like.

Stay safe.

[sunfortune]

To the comments asking if this is real/can cause hearing loss. Not only is it real, but the NYPD lost a federal lawsuit in 2017 for using it on peaceful protestors, during the Black Lives Matter protests for Eric Garner in 2014, and caused them permanent damage. It was spotted again at protests this week. 

https://www.fastcompany.com/40585221/piercing-sound-can-be-excessive-police-force-federal-court-rules

also heres an episode of brooklyn 99 where they talk about how cool this thing is

[coralizedbug]

@godsofhumanity tagged me to list 5 male characters i adore? Easy

1. Louie Duck(Ducktales 2017)

2.Gavroche(Les Mis 2012)

3.Varian(Tangled: The Series)

4.Peter Maximoff(X-men: the movies)

5. Deceit/Janus(Sander Sides)

Tagging @arundhati-shah4 @sadmilkmen @skyelights-xox and @itwontstoptillwesurrounded

[sparethecontrition]

Ummm 5 male characters

1. Tony Stark (MCU)

2. Thor Odinson (MCU)

3. Alex Summers (X-Men Movies)

4. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

5. Elrohir (LoTR)

I tag @queerteez @elicardashyanpetermaximoff @lindstrom2020

[motherneverlovedyou]

the challenge here is picking which ones and remembering which fandoms i’m even in

1. mr. sandman (fall out boy - america’s suitehearts)

2. bucky barnes (mcu)

3. regulus black (harry potter)

4. castiel (supernatural)

5. sherlock (bbc benedict cumberbatch sherlock)

the next victims shall be: @greenchemicalpilotss @snowflakesareokay good luck guys (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[snowflakesareokay]

Ughhh this was hard (thanks for the tag tho!)

1) Janus Sanders (sanders sides)

2) Jem Carstairs (Infernal devices)

3) Peter Parker (mcu)

4) Loki (mcu)

5) Carlos the scientific (wtnv)

Tagging:

@iliveinprocrasti-nation @littlewolf432 @thehelplessbookworm

[thehelplessbookworm]

Ooh! I rarely think about this, but somehow I have an entire list lmao (I'm also limiting my characters and to one per series)

Rhysand (A Court of Thorns and Roses Series)

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter Series)

Tyrannus Basilton Grimm Pitch (Carry On Series) (I love saying his full name for some reason)

Stick (The Expanding Universe of Ashley Garcia)

Maxon Schreave (The Selection Series)

Tagging

@aeokat @caffeinebean99 @confused-cryptids

[caffeinebean99]

ONLY 5?!

1. 2-d (gorillaz)

2. Richie tozier (it)

3. Jimmy darling (american horror story)

4. Elliot stabler (law and order)

5. Peter parker (marvel)

@cum--lord @drowsysanders @navywingz

[caffeinebean99]

Thanks for tagging me @cum--lord

“I double dog dare you to say at least one thing that you like about yourself! Tag 5 others to do the same”

I guess my wide taste in music

@drowsysanders @trashno0dle @mybritishstyle @navywingz @alex-desmalll

[caffeinebean99]

It can't just be me right?

[vendata-remaking-deactivated202]

the gorillaz when they go oog oog aaa aaa chimp noise idk i never listened to gorillaz

[caffeinebean99]

I'm not saying you're wrong but-

[cloudedsunshines]

i feel like u can tell a lot about a person by where they sat in the classroom, so reblog with where u sat and ur star sign, i’m back of the room by the windows taurus

[just-your-local-system]

in the back and scorpios

[unicornslayerofdoom-deactivated]

I SAT IN THE FRONT BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING NERD!

I AM A CANCER!!! AS WELL.*CLAWS AND SNAPS AT EVERYONE CRABBILY ♋♋♋

[bill-nye-official-blog]

Pisces and font by the teacher's desk if I'm taking the class by myself, but if I have a friend I'll sit next to them, which is typically in the back.

[thehelplessbookworm]

Pisces and in the middle that way there I'm not in the front so I'm not noticed all the time, but also a place where if I know the answer, I can easily be called on.

[caffeinebean99]

Aquarius and i sit in the farther back middle to avoid being called on

[90s-maximoff]

I LIKE

I LIKE A

I LIKE A

FROM THE

TO THE

GO AND SLAY BOYS, YOURE MY FAV BOYS.

(inspo: Boys by Lizzo)

[caffeinebean99]

Im dyingg

[vonne-gut]

American Horror Story: Actors You'll Never See Again

American Horror Story: Catholic Lesbian Alien Nazis

American Horror Story: Bitch! Supreme! Bitch! Supreme! Bitch!

American Horror Story: Oh My God -- that's Pepper! Pepper, right? From that other season?

American Horror Story: Lady Gaga

American Horror Story: American Horror Story

American Horror Story: Litany of Suburban Gays Totally Have a Complete Freak Out

American Horror Story: Give the Bisexuals Everything They Want

[lady-raziel]

when you’re just trying to make some soup and all of a sudden your friends start undressing each other in front of you

[lady-raziel]

“Are you serious? Right in front of my soup?”

[memento-markimori-deactivated20]

Reblog if you’ve never been in the womb before.

[batwizard]

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

[tiptoe39]

How about the assumption that everyone’s just being polite and any minute now they’re going to snap and let you know how awful you are

[andalusiapunk]

Everyone who reblogs this post, please read about the psychological phenomena of Childhood Emotional Neglect.

[sanspatronymic]