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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!
It’s just like this:
They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.
OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!
OH SHIT PLESIOSAUR PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!
This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.
My idol
This will never not be funny.
a hero for the ages
A classic
actually I was curious so I looked further into it and he's not okay and he's gone now
???? He's fine. He even uploaded another video explaining this one. bob.reese on tiktok
he's not fine he's gone
The only post allowed on Tumblr following both the NSFW and OSHA ban
no note no content post
Exactly what tumblr staff ordered
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS
if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor
and yet
I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET
Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?
everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown
memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin
“on july 24th, 2011- the first day that same sex marriage was legal in new york state, particia cronin and deborah kass got married. that same year the marble ‘memorial to a marriage’ was replaced with a bronze version. rainwater pools in the space between their two sculpted bodies, and falling leaves catch on the metal in the autumn. the two women sleep peacefully through snow and ice, and the scorching days of summer. over time the hands of cemetery visitors will wear down the bronze, burnishing it into a smooth shine. one day this will mark the final resting place of the two women. and someday people will have to remember that there was a time, long ago, when this was a memorial to a marriage that two women never thought they’d have.”
- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast
For those curious:
Here’s the real-life couple in 2019 💖
*shouting over my shoulder* it’s the fucking chocolate guy again!!
fucking chocolate guy!!
*shouting from another room* WHAT’S THAT LUNATIC DONE NOW??
If I may once again dip my toe into the discourse surrounding Greek Mythology, a lot of people like to rewrite or reframe the story of Medusa, and that’s great! Highly encourage it. But, DON’T YOU DARE GO AND DEMONIZE MY BOY PERSEUS!
Perseus isn’t some vile misogynist who hunts down and murders Medusa for the hell of it. He’s a scared kid who’s trying to save his mom from a forced marriage (whom herself has been a victim of terrible abuse from her father) to a creepy evil king and gets duped by the Gods into cleaning up their mess for them. He’s not the villain, he’s just another pawn. So if I see one more motherfucker trying to make him out to be the “real monster” I will throw hands.
You know what would be way more interesting?! Medusa sees Perseus rolling up to her crib and freaks out cause ‘holy shit this is a fucking kid. a fucking toddler with a sword and shield.’ and they hash it out and then TEAM UP to kill the evil kind trying to force marry Perseus’ mother! Think of the dynamics that you could write! The interactions that could occur. I mean, one of ‘em is gonna have to wear a blindfold but hey, minor problems.
What I’m saying is, gimme a buddy cop movie where Perseus and Medusa team up to fight evil in Ancient Greece.
I’m just picturing Perseus as this fairly well built sixteen year old kid, who looks a little underfed, and he’s like ‘ma’am I’m so sorry, I have to bring your head back to save my mom’ and medusa is like ‘okay, start over. We can work with this’ and compare trauma over some watered wine.
Danae and Medusa can get married and Perseus can have TWO Badass Moms
I’m rewatching bad YouTuber apology videos because I’m trash and this Jeffree Star video always makes me laugh because look at how goddamned big this man’s couch is.
He looks like a 0.5 scale model of a human being here.
I also think it’s so funny how he decided to frame this video. Don’t mind my fancy foyer and giant couch and perfectly done hair and nails and makeup and expensive little pink robe, guys. I’m so sorry.
You forgot to mention the Louis Vuitton socks
I missed those you’re right. There’s way too much going on here.
Translator? Why not trans now?
Do you think the penguins from Madagascar ever explored each other’s bodies?
Unmute !
Tubbo tweeted this!
[ID: A tweet by sam @/itsSamCollins that reads: “i’m jealous of the ppl that get to see my internet friends everyday even the strangers who walk by them like do u know who u just walked by” /End ID]
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