My Life

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[mechagodzilla]

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

[slowroar]

sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed

[teathattast]

[sobeitjayt]

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[captain-snark]

05-fubu:

sobeitjay:

If Horror Movie Characters Could Hear The Audience

The “huh” kills me

[hotterdenwasabi-deactivated2022]

Lmao he’s so cute me

[thespirtualstripper]

“I have a knife”

“and bitch he got a gun”

[lumberjackmack]

look at ya skin tone 😂😂😂😂😂

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

💀

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[darkislovelyyyy]

This shit is still funny

[candiikismet]

Lmao what the hell!

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

Lmfao fuck that’s me

[yafavblogger]

Why was he in jail?

[hi-imkingdavid]

[hallaisme247]

@illmaticraj right now

[booziebooz]

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

[quasmellito]

Facts

[ellsworthej]

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[rapspotlight-blog]

[leahjosselyn-deactivated2022031]

No misconceptions?????

So he does drink the finest breast milks.

[contxtclue]

[dickweaves-deactivated20180409]

He seems so nice and rich

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

[mamalazzer]

Even though he’s dead. Mufasa knows how to dad joke

[candiikismet]

I’m screaming

[freecrackk]

[nostalgiadeity]

[ithelpstodream]

[stability]

[woodmeat]

The fact that my guy had a henny bottle on hand

[beta-ray-billmatic]

Thats not even henny nigga. Thats seagrams 7. Yall dont be knowin.

[woodmeat]

[soorayray]

You ain’t have to do him like that

[wassup-bihh-deactivated20180425]

Why he even open his mouth lol

[muziqsoulstar]

This post changed directions quick lol

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

“Y’all don’t be knowin”

-a nigga that don’t know.

[pleatedjeans]

[jee-q]

I can’t fuck with you if you aren’t passionate about anything