sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding
sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

oozey mess
wallacepolsom
Sade Olutola
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
NASA
we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
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@caffeinefiend27
sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding
sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed
05-fubu:
sobeitjay:
If Horror Movie Characters Could Hear The Audience
The “huh” kills me
Lmao he’s so cute me
“I have a knife”
“and bitch he got a gun”
look at ya skin tone 😂😂😂😂😂
OH MY GOD
This shit is still funny
Lmao what the hell!
Lmfao fuck that’s me
Why was he in jail?
@illmaticraj right now
Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging
Facts
Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line
Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
*THUNK*
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO
I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny
No misconceptions?????
So he does drink the finest breast milks.
He seems so nice and rich
Super Dad
Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.
i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂
Even though he’s dead. Mufasa knows how to dad joke
I’m screaming
The fact that my guy had a henny bottle on hand
Thats not even henny nigga. Thats seagrams 7. Yall dont be knowin.
You ain’t have to do him like that
Why he even open his mouth lol
This post changed directions quick lol
“Y’all don’t be knowin”
-a nigga that don’t know.
I can’t fuck with you if you aren’t passionate about anything