Ultimate Robot Gator

I’m Kim Caiman I’m the ultimate robot designed to perfectly mimic an alligator

[tinykitchenvegan]

Easy Vegan Toaster Strudels

[pr3ydriv3]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[rowark]

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[goomymegpoid]

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

[ghostlynblm]

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

[coffee-khaleesi-deactivated2020]

When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either. 

[bogfox]

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.

[caicaiman]

Networking is a nightmare but I did meet with someone who had some good contacts for me UGH THANK GOD

[sabaramonds]

Donate to Save My Mother From Her ROTTING Car, organized by Eva Bridgeman

Hello, everyone. My name is Linnéa Bridgeman and I am setting this up on be… Eva Bridgeman needs your support for Save My Mother Fr

hey guys, long time no post unfortunately i am here to ask for help because my moms car (which first belonged to my dad, RIP) is not just rusting but rotting and wont be safe to drive much longer. SOS im disabled and my mom is in her 60s and our city is NOT walkable, plus our transit system sucks ass. we are in trouble as the summer heat worsens if we want to be able to go anywhere for any reasn (groceries, medical appointments....)

[sabaramonds]

i feel like that glass bones with paper skin spongebob guy except with every possible inconvenience happening at once our a/c is broken and our dryer hasnt been working in months which was fine because we could hang our laundry out to dry in our yard bc we have a clothesline but we have baby skunks under our shed and

[caicaiman]

Man I am ready to feel. Less in crisis. Constantly

[caicaiman]

Kind of crazy for my new therapist unprompted to be like. Oh your old one really fucked you up

[caicaiman]

Anyways crazy that my old therapist had to have a weird parting shot of ‘your biggest issue is you expect grand gestures from people’

[caicaiman]

Man I am ready to feel. Less in crisis. Constantly

[caicaiman]

Kind of crazy for my new therapist unprompted to be like. Oh your old one really fucked you up

[caicaiman]

Man I am ready to feel. Less in crisis. Constantly

[caicaiman]

Everyone what’s up with your day

Today I had:

-coffee jelly with a friend

-yin yoga professor noticed ive been having a rough time and like…. Gave me a big hug and i BURST INTO TEARS!!! OOPSIE

[caicaiman]

The freedom I will feel when I have a new job. Unimaginable

[ashenmind]

seeing someone rb to the wrong blog has an upskirt-like feel

[ashenmind]

clutching the hem of your skirt I see…

[ashenmind]

“you can avoid upskirts by wearing pants”

you hate me you hate me

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[rattusnorvegicusfragaria]

when your mutual makes some really cool shit and it reminds you that you are a human being among human beings and you too have the capacity to create cool shit

[evilvillain123456789]

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

[caicaiman]

Got barely any training on a task at work today and then got called incompetent and sent home <3 yay <3

Sawmill is kneading on me at least and I’m grabbing dinner with friends

[theoppositeofprofound]

girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.