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You turned into your worst fears
Tanith Low - Skulduggery Pleasant
Obsessed with knock-off Skulduggery merch. Like:
We have three (3) seperate quotes that are gonna slapped onto everything. Black letters on a black t-shirt? Go for it! Lets just give the textbook definition, what do you mean we have no creativity??? (Although ngl I kinda want the last one.)
I am so not ready to see how this is all going to end
I feel like whenever militsa and skulduggery see each other they just chat about good books that they’ve read recently and val just sits there feeling left out in the corner
Kenspeckle: You use humour to deflect trauma.
Skulduggery: Thank you.
Kenspeckle: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Skulduggery: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
Derek Landy, author of the Skulduggery Pleasant series absolutely shutting down someone who criticized his books because he included gender fluid characters. 10/10
love those book series that are like
1st book: Hero goes on a big adventure, makes a bunch of friends, and saves the day!
Latest book: Hero copes with debilitating PTSD while growing increasingly disenchanted with the moral dubiety of the people and world around them, yet nevertheless still strives towards a heroic ideal.
So we all know that the sceptre binds to one person and cant be used by anyone else, but we also know that if you touch the crystal you'll turn to dust. So in theory could someone not bound to the sceptre just go around and whack people with it?
Dexter Vex
FINALLY someone calls out omen and augers parents
Things that live in my mind rent free: that bit in last stand of dead men where China is burning up and skulduggery just keeps saying NO while she tries to tell him it's ok
All I know I can expect from the final book now I’ve finished DOA is that it’s going to HURT and I am in no way prepared for that
Valkyrie: Just because you said werewolves were extinct—
Skulduggery: I said mostly extinct.
Valkyrie: Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.
Skulduggery: I see. I'll just have them change the entry in the Sanctuary's records from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Valkyrie. She prefers her monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?
Someone: I am speaking with caution about the topic of families and children out of sensitivity for your tragic loss
Skulduggery’s Traumatized Ass: Ah yes now would the perfect time to make a joke
CHINA I MISSED YOU!! I know it's future China but it's her!
Never mind future China's a disappointment
DOA SPOILERS
Two things from Dead or Alive that STILL make me emotional;
Skulduggery trying to throw himself in front of Val in the car when they’re getting shot
Val assuming that Skulduggery taking his ‘best friend’s’ name would automatically mean it was Ghastly’s but he actually chose Cain 😭
Basically I just love these idiots and how much they love eachother
I can safely say I have absolutely no idea how the next book is going to solve everything that happened in DOA