Bruh

Cryptid They/them Gnaws on the bones of racists, homophobes, transphobes, and conservatives. I am 21+ PEDOPHILES AND TERFS KILL URSELF DIE!!!

[theunstablejester]

How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[vee-dmsr]

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[bongsavior]

Donate to Help Save Biscuit the Cat's Life, organized by Kellie Woodbury

We are raising funds to help pay for the vet bills and treatment for Biscuit the ca… Kellie Woodbury needs your support for Help Save Bisc

My best friend set this up for me while i'm struggling with all of this. If you can help, i appreciate you so much, and if you can't, i love and appreciate you all the same. Thank you for your kind words through this very tough time. Doing everything i can, and trying to be strong for my sweet boy. It is not easy, for anyone with a pet who has a terminal illness like this. I love you all 💕

[bongsavior]

Please share this if you can, it would really help a lot !!

[dogpuppy]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

my brain is deteriiooioutaing i can hear it

[whysosirris]

[prairiedeath]

[wizarddykefag]

Anyone want to move to ny? I’m looking for a fat asexual dyke ass bitch. I fear I may be alone forever

[wizarddykefag]

After rewatching gravity falls for the billionth time… Dipper pines is absolutely transmasc

[quixoticornithologist]

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

[wizardlyghost]

[yellbug]

eating my sandwich & leaving behind the perfectly sandwich-shaped sandwich bones

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck