Cassandra

Fan of the darker things. Jack, Mark, and photo edits.

[thedgeofsleep]

wilford ‘motherloving’ warfstache (2018) // in space with markiplier (2022)

[shattered-da]

Okay folks let's talk about that new promo for in space with Markiplier 2! To be very specific I am talking about the you do not recognize the bodies in the wormhole one, it's creepy and I want to talk about that quote

You see, I've heard that phrase before, but a bit different, I've heard it from an scp story, you do not recognize the bodies in the water, it's about an scp that takes the form of a lake, and to lure you into it when you get close enough bodies on the water will start looking like lost friends, kids you played with for a day before never seeing eachother again, a classmate you lost contact with, that kinda thing, and you will start frantically worrying if they are okay, so you go into the water and the scp gets you, so a mantra used by the foundation to stop this is "you do not recognize the bodies in the water" to remind yourself that the bodies are not who you think they are. Now I know mark probably just used it because it sounded creepy and cool I propose this may have more meaning to iswm then we might think, I am very bad at constructing thoughts so I implore you to think on it, the best words I can get out at this moment is the scp entity might be the house entity here, it is the water or the wormhole, and the bodies are puppets, they aren't who we think they are, they aren't old friends we lost like Abe or Celine, it's a trick, a trap if you will, we do not recognize the bodies in the wormhole

[tiktokmuseum]

[lineralangohr]

The Old Lady

(lots of ISWM spoilers an theorizing ahead!)

So, let’s talk about Mrs. Whitacre for a moment.

(or Miss, or whatever name she would prefer now.) A nice old lady who bakes cookies for everyone and tries her best to help even though she is in no way qualified to deal with the emergencies on the ship.

She shows up in both the first and second half of ISWM, first when you try to get help from the crew while Mark is around, and then when you just push the big red button to blow everything up.

Keep reading

[caizobug-blog]

I 100% agree with this

!

[mineda3710]

ストーリー分岐とエンディング(特殊エンディング含む)自分用まとめです。

間違ってる部分あるかもしれないけど許して(spoilersタグ付けたら多分流していいはずですよね…？)

[x-nephophile-x]

Im watching Mark’s stream from today, 20 more to go, i am screaming and crying rn, i am going to strangle this man with my bare hands once im on the ship with him at the first chance I get

[tiggyloo]

Hey, Mark? Mark?? Mr. Plier. Hey. @markiplier what the FUCK is this

Yesterday my sister and I got envelopes from Cloak, Mark's clothing brand. Absolutely unprompted.

Within the envelope was the above card. But that's not where it ends ok. Of course it's not. This is Mark we're talking about.

When you flip the card over, it has a phone number.

[phone] is the number. (California based of course)

Calling this number results in a few rings before a prerecorded message plays.

You may call this number, but please be aware that it is potentially triggering. There are two computer generated voices, first a woman, then a man.

It starts with the woman saying "help me" and then is followed by the man. Something about "we tried to stop them" and "we should have taken our vitamins" (roughly, and the male voice said other stuff but it's 1:20 am and I'm not calling it again right now). The message ends with the woman's voice saying "tell my family I love them" and then it hangs up.

What the actual fuck

[caizobug-blog]

What did I stumble onto

[gamecubist]

let’s see how this goes

[gamecubist]

KSDFHSKDJFHSKFJHSFKJ???

[third-order-simulacra]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you're absolutely correct it was

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[halorvic]

—-

🎉

[xxtc-96xx]

What are your thoughts on this?

bruh Mewtwo knows what’s up 

[oneechangoddess]

Mewtwo made the right choice

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

That time he chucked Mewtwo into a lake

[lord-tachanka-official]

[perrokallej3ro]

i’m fucking crying y’all

[justcatposts]

One whole minute of a deaf Kitty getting excited that her owner is home 

(Source)

[zkyeline]

[shirecorn]

Harbinger

[shirecorn]

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW tagless version under the cut

Keep reading

[shirecorn]

An update commissioned by@sir-skeletal for puppy to receive EVEN MORE PETS

[shirecorn]

people aren’t sure if happy harbinger is a good boy or good girl

The answer is Yes! Harbinger is trans and can be pet by anyone except terfs.

[prayeristheanswer1-deactivated2]

@the-gay-goblin

[the-gay-goblin]

[vympr]

i need this so bad

[teosupdates]

7/20/21

(but technically 5/28/21)

Video from @KoopmanSie on Twitter in which Mark Fischbach (Dave) films a scene.

Video Description:

Mark (as Dave) is in front of a grey fence. He starts on the ground and rises to his feet. He’s seemingly staring straight into the camera. He’s wearing his black jacket in this scene, possibly indicating the scene is from earlier on in the series. A small crew stands nearby recording the scene.

Picture Description:

The original tweet that accompanies the video reads: “ATTN #MARKIPLIER TWITTER!! Mark is filming for Edge of Sleep in my town and I’m beyond excited! Everyone thanks my mum for recording outside her work! @/markiplier”

Thank you again to @mementomark on Twitter for posting about this or I never would have seen it!!

[caizobug-blog]

I'm so excited for this to come out

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]