cake-and-glory

Trash of various varieties. For my next trick, watch me waste my entire life on this godforsaken website! Check out art-history-ftw.tumblr.com and medieval-history-ftw.tumblr.com for more laughs :)

[awwww-cute]

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[thewickedavatar]

[naaicha]

normalize being out of the loop...... like what is even going on lol

[angelnumber27]

For some people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

[marisatomay]

all i’m saying is the le creuset signature dutch oven in fig would make me normaler

[marisatomay]

she could fix me

[chemsexholmes]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

so who really comes out on top

[oddlyunadventurous]

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

Ra-Ra-Rasputin

Two whole years in quarantine

😔

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[ironychan]

You hmmm, but studies have shown that reintroducing babushkas makes the entire ecosystem healthier.

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[bumblebeerror]

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

[yardsards]

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

[porterr-robinson]

[ruinedchildhood]

Spider-Verse of Madness

[guineapiggies]

Via mycrazypiggieaddiction

[lavendersage]

oh to be a small mouse in a pastoral children’s novel who lives in a hollowed out tree stump and does nothing but collect dewdrops and sweep their doorstep with a feather

[othernotebooksareavailable]

and carve one strawberry into slices like it’s a ham

[lavendersage]

you get it

[amazoogle]

aagh im so pissed. my fucking parents sold my baby shoes befroe i even got a chance to wear them

[reimu-archive-2]

if instead it was “do you like penis coladas”. that would be fucked up and wrong on so many levels. but it merits discussion.

[reimu-archive-2]

sorry also

[motherfucker-unlimited]

and getting cock in the rain

[reimu-archive-2]

i want you to know that i also thought that line. i also thought ‘and getting cock in the rain’. but i didn’t post it. because i thought ‘for sure that would be too far’.

look what you’ve done to this post.

[gregtom]