Oh God, Oh Fuck

25 He/Him Disaster (Icon from baydews picrew :)) 🧴 1-27-25

[littlestpersimmon]

Rejoice, For the Herald Of Hope Flies Above Us

[littlestpersimmon]

Free Ornamentation V. This work is dedicated to the public domain 🐟

[lucy-the-wyrm]

If I make a mockery of things, if it's light and unserious, then everything's fine. It's proof I'm not hurt because, look, I can joke around, see? I don't need gentleness because only broken people need gentleness and I'm not hurting. But this does hurt.

The Entanglement of Rival Wizards - Sara Raasch

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[eddiewritesthings]

[taxidermy-tits]

anyways if i don’t get fucked face first into the mattress soon i’m going to die

[stephaniebbyyxxx]

😩

[cjowoart]

Bel ♡

from The Fake Divination Offense

[sararaasch]

THE NOISE I MADE

HE IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY 😭😭😭

[midnightglances]

my doctor said that freaky hotel sex followed by ordering room service and eating it in bed would heal me

[kitten8chcocolate]

[ace-artemis-fanartist]

The Entanglement of Rival Wizards by @sararaasch sketches.

[callsignarcadia]

this is what the first 10 chapters of rival wizards felt like to me. @sararaasch has done it once again.

[emeraldfrostoncrimsoniron]

"But you're mine, so I'll always put you back together."

Now that I've finished TEORW I had to fulfill the trio of Raasch couples by adding these two h0rny boys.

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[transmoobs]

“why do trans men get surprised when they transition and their friends start treating them like a gross man” its bc our transition shouldn’t make our friends lose trust in us just because of how we look and identify. its not about the man part its about the gross part. if u treat ur transmasc friends as inherently gross or dangerous the second they start transitioning, it makes it seem like u weren’t really even our friends to begin with if u don’t know us well enough that u equate us as individuals to the stereotypical man youve built in ur head.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[makingtrouble]

Give yourself the treat before you start. I'm serious. And ideally during the task and afterwards too.

Executive dysfunction comes from a lack of available dopamine. Common advice is wrong. You need to provide your own dopamine before you can start. Otherwise you're trying to run your car on empty.

"But what if I still don't do it" well you already weren't getting it done anyway. Now you have a little treat. Try again later.

You deserve kindness and care even when you aren't being productive.

(Also read How to Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis)

[gaylor-moon]

[undeadentropy]

[osakanone]