AT LEAST TWO LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA

y’all mind if i become a cultural phenomenon?

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

me talking to a drummer: these metal discs you hit… fascinating. i adore the one which resembles a clam.

[beardedmrbean]

[hollowboobtheory]

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

[hollowboobtheory]

I get how we need records of who's in the country for like census or tax purposes, yk boring logistical stuff. but you know what we could do with people who don't have the paperwork? send them to the courthouse to fill out their paperwork. boom problem solved and you didn't have to spend 80 thousand dollars detaining and deporting them

[headspace-hotel]

the only thing that needs to be done with undocumented folks is...document them...problem solved

[lifebloodblue]

Just like the only thing that needs to be done with unhoused people is…house them…problem solved

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[qqchurch]

[theboredvoid]

[virtualgirladvance]

[boringkate]

Literally nobody:

Sabrina The Teenage Witch's Salem the Cat: I'm gonna force feminize Archie.

[girldixieflatline]

[stroebe2]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[odekirk]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[aubreyaubretia]

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[ethanmaldridge]

"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."

-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country