i like cats :^)

The name is Cal Pansexual // They/Them Nerd // Lame // INFJ Art // Cellist

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[saxgoddess25]

Oh finally. A real Christian.

[systlin]

Now THIS man’s read the book

[trustmeimpeach]

Id go to this church

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

California began capitalizing on pay-to-stay by offering so-called “nicer” jails for those willing to pay, as The New York Times reported in 2007. By 2017, 26 California jails willfully created a two-tiered pay-to-stay system, offering flat-screen TVs, a computer room and new beds for their rich “clients” who occasionally roomed in the same jail as poorer prisoners, according to The Marshall Project. An article in Salon pointed out these jails also afford amenities such as “semi-private rooms, single showers, and the ability to … make phone calls whenever.”  (Read More)

[bihet-dragonize]

I hope people are recognizing that this is awful because these basic amenities should be accessible to prisoners in general and shouldn’t be paid for. I hope that people aren’t hating this because they believe prisoners don’t deserve any of these things. I hope people also recognize that I’m aware of the “even more serious crimes” part and that the people often falsely charged and convicted of these “serious” crimes are usually poc and mentally ill people.

[buried-l0cket]

Me: Pokémon Sleep sounds silly-

Me:

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[harleyismyhero-deactivated20190]

remember when people were saying Pink was evil or some shit because she faked her own death to get away from the other diamonds

you know I already thought her actions were understandable if a bit misguided but you know what the more I see of White the more I think she 100% did the right thing

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I thought this was about Pink the singer for a second and wanted to know how I missed the fact that she faked her own death.

[alentailleur]

And why she was trying to escape Marina and the rest of the diamonds…

[southernsideofme]

Current state of America

[tsarnicholasii]

This is dope as fuck

[autumntides]

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

[godsbaby]

That’s it

[royalgoons-deactivated20220109]

that’s it, man.

[tuesdaey]

someone brought me a gift this morning

[jizzandpissandshitandcum]

its my birthday soon and if my cat doesnt do this

[catsofinstagram]

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either

[daffydthomas]

My neighbours cat likes making me late for my school bus (also excuse my gross wheezing of a laughter„)

[malachyte-eye]

I’ve never seen an animal more in the way than this cat here. This cat could win an award or something.

[walkertexashater]

I’m cryinh

[knifefightscene]

marie kondo’s tidying up methods are so good for people with mental illnesses like her advices about keeping things that spark joy and discard things that don’t are so helpful like people always tell you to throw thing you don’t need and like resist the temptation while she just want you to be in a place that brings you peace and joy i listen to her talk and like it’s so peaceful so relaxing and it makes me feel less guilty for buying so much animal shaped erasers they brings me joy and i shouldn’t feel bad for wanting things that make me happy

[potoobrigham]

Hey.

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[slightmood]

when ur family asks u where you’ve been all day

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

white people on tumblr

white1: i love broccoli

white2: omg i love broccoli too sooo much

white3: did some1 say broccoli? i love broccoli

white4: i’m factkin with broccoli uwu no doubles

white5: i’’md bbrrococoli ttoo wwhyyr r  uu a a ffakke off mme??

white6: *posts a pic of a broccoli* my boyfriend

white7: i want to shove a broccoli up my pussy

white8: omg guys i found a broccoli vibrator xD

white9: *rbs pics of broccolis and tags everyone in it*

white10: ii jsustt fuckigng lovove brrocoli soso muchy

and then there’s a “broccoli hour” which lasts 3 hours instead and you have to unfollow 10 people

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

This is actually really racist, but really fucking funny. I’m bouta do one with black folks and soul food, then Russians and vodka.

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

your url has loli on it

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

And? Tag my post with pedophilia again. I dare you. I’ll press charges for defamation of character.

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.

Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA. 

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

hey guys! with this post reaching almost 100k notes, i’d like to inform everyone that sakura (evil-loli-bitch-from-hell) has been reported to the authorities for possession of child pornography and is hopefully being arrested soon.

happy new year!

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

marvel is disney’s forever cash cow! it appeals to children, teens, and sweaty adults! it’s all quite loud and colorful, with the same safe formula every time, but with different directors and tweaks to make it whatever the fuck memorable each time. plus the reliance on violence to push the plot will give them those dank US military checks until explosions go extinct. truly we live in horrific times but i don’t really care 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

thank u all for letting me know the military quit cutting checks for the MCU after Avengers because they got offended bc the fictional magic men are an alternative to the american military. i’m sorry i was misinformed but more importantly that’s really, really, really, really, really fucking funny

[theeleanorvance]

lesbian: [wants stimulus inside her vagina because it feels nice]

man: this means that she desires my flesh worm. my meat tube. my wrinkly urine-dispensing piss hose. enjoying tactile sensation in the same part of her body that i wish to shove my smegma wand into means that she finds my veiny cylinder sexually attractive