a fucking prick

Full time scumlord. [not the real chris, rp only]

[boyfriendstealer]

@calamaricatchandrelease THE BUCKET

[calamaricatchandrelease]

When is our date night?

[boyfriendstealer]

Opening night, it's me and you and our venom bucket babes.

[calamaricatchandrelease]

catch me requesting the time off.

[boyfriendstealer]

@calamaricatchandrelease THE BUCKET

[calamaricatchandrelease]

When is our date night?

[violenceartist]

found an old friend

( @calamaricatchandrelease )

[calamaricatchandrelease]

I have no comment on this because one time I mentioned sex at a show and I thought Pete was gonna come through my laptop screen like in the ring and end my life.

[youngxbitter]

The threat is still active.

[calamaricatchandrelease]

A man never forgets that kind of fear.

[calamaricatchandrelease]

I have no comment on this because one time I mentioned sex at a show and I thought Pete was gonna come through my laptop screen like in the ring and end my life.

[calamaricatchandrelease]

🤡

[calamaricatchandrelease]

@beyondthethrones that popped me

[calamaricatchandrelease]

sad clown noises

[dunkerella]

i would love for jay to date my sister if they weren't all in love and romanced up with their own partners already, i think they would work very well together

[calamaricatchandrelease]

betrayed.

[dunkerella]

christopher don't make me drag you on this timeline i don't want to do that

[calamaricatchandrelease]

What I'm learning today is my friends are all very mean to me.

[dunkerella]

i would love for jay to date my sister if they weren't all in love and romanced up with their own partners already, i think they would work very well together

[calamaricatchandrelease]

betrayed.

[youngxbitter]

Those are great results.

[calamaricatchandrelease]

except i love you both platonically and like family so my all i do is love you comment stands.

[youngxbitter]

Those are great results.

[calamaricatchandrelease]

all i do is love you.

[youngxbitter]

Do you know what love is?

[calamaricatchandrelease]

only platonic and familial.

[youngxbitter]

Those are great results.

[calamaricatchandrelease]

all i do is love you.

[calamaricatchandrelease]

I wouldn't want to date your siblings in the first place.

[calamaricatchandrelease]

gonna do it anyways

[calamaricatchandrelease]

I wouldn't want to date your siblings in the first place.

[drewcifer]

you can't date my mum either

[calamaricatchandrelease]

Says who

[calamaricatchandrelease]

I wouldn't want to date your siblings in the first place.

[calamaricatchandrelease]

Lads.