King of Crime

Blair| 23| They/She|Multi-Fandom, but primarily Star Wars|

[calamity-queen]

Introduction/Masterpost

Even though I honestly don’t have that big of a following I think it’s probably about time I make a proper introduction post, as well as a masterpost to all of my socials if you want to interact with me outside of Tumblr. (Here is a link to my favorite characters/characters I will/won’t write for)

My name is Blair, and welcome to my blog! This is my main blog, and is multi-fandom, but my current main hyperfixation is Star Wars, so there’s gonna be a lot of that here.  I’m eighteen, bisexual, and genderfluid (Designated female at birth) I am also a eclectic pagan witch, who worships gods from multiple pantheons. I hope to major in Creative Writing when I go to college! (Personal posts/me speaking my b.s tag is #blair.exe speaks) 

Please, do not engage with my account if you are one of the following:

Racist

Homophobic (Biphobbic, Panphobic, Lesbophobic, etc.) 

Transphobic/TERF

MAP/Pedophile 

Religious Intolerant (Antiemetic, Islamophobic, etc.) 

HATE IS NOT WELCOME HERE

The fandoms I engage in are as follows:

Star Wars (Reylo, The Clone Wars, The Mandalorian)

Broadway (Primarily The Great Comet of 1812, Hadestown, The Phantom of the Opera, Anastasia, Oklahoma!, and Six, though other shows will make an appearance as well.) 

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

The Dragon Prince

DC Comics/ DCEU

Marvel/ MCU

Teratophilia/Monsterfuckers 

Other things I like but I don’t engage in fandom (anymore)

Sailor Moon

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Riordanverse

Mission: Impossible

Hamilton

Kingsman

Turn: Washington’s Spies

Disney

Universal’s Monsters/ Classic Horror Movies

Gothic/Classic Literature 

History (not really fandom but I like history so)

Music (Pop Punk, Alt Rock, almost any type of music except country tbh)

I also have a gaggle of sideblogs, and they are:

@lonley-witch- my witchblr, where I post/reblog witchcraft and pagan related posts

@whored-prime -my She-Ra centric side blog, which is primarily focused around Entrapta, Hordak, Wrong Hordak, and Entrapdak, but other SPOP characters/couples will be featured)

@callto-themuse- my writeblr!

@kyrtsadverd - inspo sideblog for my writeblr; 18+ content be warned tagged as #nsfw or #nsfw-ish

!! Trigger Tags !!

I do, and will, reblog content that might be nsfw, so here are my nsfw trigger tags:

#horny hours

#nsfw warning

#mild nsfw warning

#blair stop being horny challange

I also post about myself sometimes, and my problems, so the tag if you don’t want to hear about my problems/ possible triggering content is

#blair has issues

In addition to tumblr, I have other social media accounts, if you wish to check them out/give me a follow

Instagram: demi_goddess_66 (main, don’t post that much outside of stories) calamityqueen_ (fandom, don’t post that much but I’m working on it) mandos_whore (finsta, also a SW thirst ac)

Tiktok: calamityqueen (used to be primarily witchtok, but now it’s whatever my brain wants me to do with it)

Snapchat: DM if you want it I don’t quiet feel comfortable putting it here

Wattpad: calamity-queen (new main, have a lot of wips, some stuff I post doesn’t go on my writing blog) WholeDamnNation (old main, lots of middle school cringe, working on updating an old Percy Jackson/DC Universe crossover I started in 8th grade and never finished cuz highschool sucks ass. Recently changed the username so some works have the old username)

Archive of Our Own/AO3: calamityqueen 

And if you want to financially support me, I can do writing comissions (post on my writing blog for the rules) and I also do tarot readings, here is my ko-fi

I am also working on a musical! It’s a historical musical based on The Culper Ring- America’s first spy ring and civilian heroes of the Revolution, called Culper: A Revolutionary Musical! It is in no way related to or affiliated with AMC’s Turn: Washington’s Spies, or the novel that inspired the show. It is it’s own entity created by hours of research and our own minds. Our Instagram and Tiktok are @culperthemusical

Thank you so much for checking out my blog, and reading this whole mess. Welcome, and I hope we can be friends! My inbox is always open for asks!💖

[ratsghoul]

a collection of ghuwus™ 

series 3 — nameless ghouls

do not repost, feel free to print

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[prince-says-lay-her]

[83244genesis]

Literally watched this for a solid minute to see if it would change

[visenyaism]

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

[spectrum-color]

Happy Star Wars Day

[dropkickwritersblock]

Write a piece about an urban legend that turns out to be real

[waesdove]

Mizuki 🤤

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[uwingdispatch]

Hi friends! With the Mandalorian and Grogu trailer up now and all of us getting hyped for a new Star Wars movie, I thought I'd share some of the Mandalorian-inspired tees I've made over the years! A lot of these have Aurebesh or Mando'a, so translations are provided. Most of these are also available as crewnecks and/or hoodies, but if there's a design you'd like to see on a different type of shirt let me know! Shop is here.

tap below for more!

Shop is here. Love y'all!

[bigphart69]

[xefyre]

oh fuck yum

[wolg-fang]

Every post in 2014 was like this

[busket]

important that you never forgive ice agents, ever. even years after all this is over (and I do believe we will make it out on the other side, alive and for the better,) they live in shame and disgrace forever. no excuses, no forgiveness. they ruined their own lives when they decided that human freedom and liberty was an acceptable sacrifice for a paycheck

[brightlotusmoon]

[a-dorin]

padawan: how will i know which one is the bad guy?

jedi: oh you’ll know.

padawan: how?

jedi: it won’t be hard.

the bad guys in question:

[calamity-queen]

Item: The Bindle Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game world would be your #1 travel destination?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Pokemon for sure!! Especially the Kalos region, it’s my personal favorite region ^_^

[criticvoice]

Cry for absolution

[platimingo-art]

The dance scene wasn't so bad for Pom after all

[crybabyangelgirl]

dryhumping is such a funny term to me.. literally who is dry? not me

[bloodfin]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

edit: you can now get this comic as a print!