My Stream of Consciousness

I just say shit, nothing special

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my body is a MACHINE that DOES NOT FUNCTION

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can you hear him

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desperately want to wield a very very big sword and fight all my problems with it

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cursed item: evil and fucked up stew that makes you shit

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meat esploded :(

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I used to not understand the ability found in Tumblr users to fixate so incredibly hard on a fictional character, and then I started playing Guilty Gear Strive and discovered Testament and I Get It Now

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kinda feel like the culture in the 40k universe would be very gay but like in the misogynistic ancient Greek way

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what if instead of breaking down the skeleton after cremation they just put it in The Skeleton Pit

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also I just noticed something that I thought was cool, if you listen closely at the end of Alkaline you can hear the melody from the Hypnosis bridge

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Why do we think of pigeons as the boring default bird. They are so so pretty and I love them

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I'm too flawed of a person to be comfortable dating anyone but if rice were a girl she would be the exception

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my soul bears the weight of 2 tablespoons of butter

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I'm just now finding out about gaur immediately after waking up from a nap and I am enthralled. Like

TAKE A GANDER AT THIS LARGE LAD

I think one of the characters in Zootopia was one of these actually

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the feminine urge to just. Be Somewhere Else™

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my name is the Lorax, I speak for the trees

I hav e eated. 12 thousannd bees :3

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I am sorry for everything I have ever done

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