art n stuff

Hi! I'm Cal or Calcifer. I'm just ur average art poster, mainly of tablestucks and maybe fanart??? idk 22 / he/they

[calciferous-cave]

Forgor I made a Gachiakuta oc. Anyways I love u Cinder Rebrick

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queer-cosette]

this post makes me snort every single time

[fanofspooky]

Horror movies by year:

2022

[renmorris]

also if I can be petty for a moment? I’m sorry but Laura Palmer listened to loud artsy experimental jazz. She would not be a Lana Del Rey girl. She would not listen to t swift. She would be listening to Death Grips.

[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

[demonicsuffrage]

The reactions to The Batman part 2 announcements are always so funny on twt

[sailor-moon-moon]

(Superman Spoilers)

Lois Lane ragebaits Superman during an interview, pours half a container of sugar into about 4 ounces of coffee and dictates an article taking down lex luthor while driving a hovercraft. They nailed her. We are so back.

[be-nice-2-me]

god this movie was so amazing

[somacruz]

Mulder fart pocket

[somacruz]

[chronictranssexuality]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

[cannibalchicken]

[spones-in-my-bones]

@robinade YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THAT THERE hdhddhdydhdndhhfnff

[pukicho]

Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?

My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?

[datafags]

'Pookie-bear' is attested back to 1959, and 'Pookie' by itself at least as early as 2003, per Wiktionary

[pukicho]

I was born in 1997

[datafags]

You made your username when you were 5?

[pukicho]

If it means I win this argument, then yes

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @eldriwolf for always making sure I see the best creatures!

[kunosoura]

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

[deirdreskye]

This is George Costanza behavior

[windex-for-blood]

GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?

-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-

GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!

JERRY: No, they just him’d you?

GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!

JERRY: The X ones are fun…

[theygender]

GEORGE: If they can’t appreciate a good xie or ey… Then that’s it. I’m swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!

JERRY: No pronouns?

GEORGE: No pronouns.

JERRY: No-nouns?

GEORGE: No-nouns.

JERRY: Alright, well, if that’s what you want…

GEORGE: Oh, it is! I’m living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!

-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-

ELAINE: What’s his problem?

-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-

[charlesoberonn]

And they said you couldn’t do Seinfeld in the modern day.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[zabivnoy-tunets]

I love my queen Penelope she said "is it you or am I dreaming AGAIN?" there's no way she didn't hear the carnage happening just outside he door, so does that mean she... she had dreams of Ody returning home and straight up slaughtering everyone in his way???

God I love this woman. Our Spartan Queen. If she went to war instead of Odysseus the Troy would have fallen after a week

[calciferous-cave]

I don't post art often but I love me some OFF. WHOSE READY TO BEAT OFF??