Agent Caleb SCP

(rp blog for SCP and MSH) (See pinned post)

[caleb-scp]

SCP Agent Caleb

He/Him, upper 20's in age, I bounce between SCP Foundation Operational Security and Recovery Task Force Agent.

Just call me Caleb. I'm pretty chill.

OOC:

bunnyloca-mun, 25+ year old, She/Her, Happily Married

Simi-lit rp style, not looking for romance,

Minors under 18 Don't Interact,

USA Central time zone, Global time zone -5

A Muppet Supper Hell Blog

Not affiliated with the Official SCP Foundation Site

[caleb-scp]

What happened last night?

Oh no...

[loose-ends-rewoven]

I heard you were made of fire? Sounds hot.

@caleb-scp

"Really now? Are you just ԡaking a pun, or do you find the centuries of coԡeuppance I endured for ripping the soul out of one too ԡany bodies so I could steal theԡ to be a turn on ?"

[caleb-scp]

Yes?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Goth huh? I bet you Goth a lot to say about that...

@caleb-scp

Pfft.

[caleb-scp]

I guess not since bat's goth your tounge.

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

You amuse me.

[caleb-scp]

AYYYYYYY I'm getting somewhere!

What are you up tooooo?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Getting my back massage and a much needed pedicure. You are…?

[caleb-scp]

I'm a little tipsy, but my name is Caleb. Getting your claws all pretty hm? What color are you going to paint them?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Probably gold, i have the money to gild them.

You should drink some water.

[caleb-scp]

Yes ma'am. I drink the water... OOOH Gold? Sugar mama status I see....

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Oh, no. I just have a wealthy empire with my husbands.

[caleb-scp]

Husband??? Aw man... I dont wanna get inbetween you tow. Have a good night and thnx for the water.

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Goth huh? I bet you Goth a lot to say about that...

@caleb-scp

Pfft.

[caleb-scp]

I guess not since bat's goth your tounge.

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

You amuse me.

[caleb-scp]

AYYYYYYY I'm getting somewhere!

What are you up tooooo?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Getting my back massage and a much needed pedicure. You are…?

[caleb-scp]

I'm a little tipsy, but my name is Caleb. Getting your claws all pretty hm? What color are you going to paint them?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Probably gold, i have the money to gild them.

You should drink some water.

[caleb-scp]

Yes ma'am. I drink the water... OOOH Gold? Sugar mama status I see....

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Goth huh? I bet you Goth a lot to say about that...

@caleb-scp

Pfft.

[caleb-scp]

I guess not since bat's goth your tounge.

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

You amuse me.

[caleb-scp]

AYYYYYYY I'm getting somewhere!

What are you up tooooo?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Getting my back massage and a much needed pedicure. You are…?

[caleb-scp]

I'm a little tipsy, but my name is Caleb. Getting your claws all pretty hm? What color are you going to paint them?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

So you're magical right? What pronouns do you use for when your in magical form?

@caleb-scp

I'm a He/They/It in every form, heh!

[caleb-scp]

Well, IT mesmerizes me to see you sparkle~

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, thank you! It mesmerizes a lot of people, that's kinda the point! Wouldn't be very "magical girl transformation" if it wasn't a show-stopper, y'know?

[caleb-scp]

It is quite the show stopper! Stopped me in my tacks just looking at ya.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really! When was this, I don't think I've seen you around any of my recent fights?

[caleb-scp]

oh nah... I've just seen your tumblr stuffs...

I'm a lil drunk right now...

wanna hang out?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, sorry, I'm having a beach day with my boyfriend and kid. But I'm always down to make a new friend if you're free later!

[caleb-scp]

Boyfriend??? OH sHit Right. I saw that post somewhere I think. Nahhhh I'm not that kind of guy to get in between you and yours. But hey maybe when I wake up and see all these messages, we can have a real conversation hehehehehehe.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, that'd be nice! I hope you sleep well and that your hangover isn't atrocious.

[caleb-scp]

I hope so too...

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Goth huh? I bet you Goth a lot to say about that...

@caleb-scp

Pfft.

[caleb-scp]

I guess not since bat's goth your tounge.

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

You amuse me.

[caleb-scp]

AYYYYYYY I'm getting somewhere!

What are you up tooooo?

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Goth huh? I bet you Goth a lot to say about that...

@caleb-scp

Pfft.

[caleb-scp]

I guess not since bat's goth your tounge.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

So you're magical right? What pronouns do you use for when your in magical form?

@caleb-scp

I'm a He/They/It in every form, heh!

[caleb-scp]

Well, IT mesmerizes me to see you sparkle~

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, thank you! It mesmerizes a lot of people, that's kinda the point! Wouldn't be very "magical girl transformation" if it wasn't a show-stopper, y'know?

[caleb-scp]

It is quite the show stopper! Stopped me in my tacks just looking at ya.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really! When was this, I don't think I've seen you around any of my recent fights?

[caleb-scp]

oh nah... I've just seen your tumblr stuffs...

I'm a lil drunk right now...

wanna hang out?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, sorry, I'm having a beach day with my boyfriend and kid. But I'm always down to make a new friend if you're free later!

[caleb-scp]

Boyfriend??? OH sHit Right. I saw that post somewhere I think. Nahhhh I'm not that kind of guy to get in between you and yours. But hey maybe when I wake up and see all these messages, we can have a real conversation hehehehehehe.

[caleb-scp]

How to bag a baddie?

[caleb-scp]

step one: Just do it

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

So you're magical right? What pronouns do you use for when your in magical form?

@caleb-scp

I'm a He/They/It in every form, heh!

[caleb-scp]

Well, IT mesmerizes me to see you sparkle~

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, thank you! It mesmerizes a lot of people, that's kinda the point! Wouldn't be very "magical girl transformation" if it wasn't a show-stopper, y'know?

[caleb-scp]

It is quite the show stopper! Stopped me in my tacks just looking at ya.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really! When was this, I don't think I've seen you around any of my recent fights?

[caleb-scp]

oh nah... I've just seen your tumblr stuffs...

I'm a lil drunk right now...

wanna hang out?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

So you're magical right? What pronouns do you use for when your in magical form?

@caleb-scp

I'm a He/They/It in every form, heh!

[caleb-scp]

Well, IT mesmerizes me to see you sparkle~

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, thank you! It mesmerizes a lot of people, that's kinda the point! Wouldn't be very "magical girl transformation" if it wasn't a show-stopper, y'know?

[caleb-scp]

It is quite the show stopper! Stopped me in my tacks just looking at ya.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

So you're magical right? What pronouns do you use for when your in magical form?

@caleb-scp

I'm a He/They/It in every form, heh!

[caleb-scp]

Well, IT mesmerizes me to see you sparkle~

[oscaristheog]

How did you manage to hook up with a limbo bat?

(God I wish that were me)

@caleb-scp

Limbo bat??? Not sure what the fuck that's supposed to mean but it sounds like a slur

[caleb-scp]

@xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx

That person on tumblr. Aren't they like a goth baddie from the limbo layer of hell? Says so on their tumblr somewhere.

[caleb-scp]

How to bag a baddie?

[caleb-scp]

Heard through the grapevine that one of the other Sites lost one of their SCP's. That sucks.