TheOwlHouseCaleb

[calebjasperbloodwilliams986]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[lovemoroporo]

wanted tube demon terrorizes local children

[findmeinthefallair]

Directly inspired by an..intense...trauma nightmare I had last week :S

[marionette-j2x]

"Soar high! My dear sweet child."

[murtacalafate]

Cardinal and clone

[sergeantsporks]

The more I think about the pile of garbage that the kids tried to give Camila and Luz, the more convinced I become that it’s actually a boiling isles delicacy. You CANNOT convince me that out of the four of them, NONE of them can cook. Amity, for her part, can make what appears to be a PERFECTLY good fairy pie (Luz just isn’t up for eating live faries. I’m sure Eda would think it was delicious), and Willow can make a mean soup (as seen in Eclipse Lake). And you’re telling me that “survived on his own on a mountain” Hunter can’t at LEAST make something EDIBLE?! Either they all put their collective “good at cooking” brain cells together and made something totally disgusting, or that is a gourmet dessert on the boiling isles, and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[lollytea]

New huntlow concept. Gonna go off the popular headcanon that Flapjack's sacrifice will give Hunter the ability to teleport without a staff.

So, it takes him a while to get used to this new method as it works differently from before. His control over magic with his staff came from his mental link with Flapjack, so all the commands came from his brain.

However, now it comes from the heart. Or well. Whatever bile sac-esque prosthetic Flapjack left in his chest. He has to feel rather than think to get it to work. Which is pretty straightforward in theory but difficult in execution. He can handle life-or-death battles just fine because he's entirely fueled by survival instinct so it works like a charm. But when it comes to casual usage, he needs to practise and always ends up constantly jumping out of bounds from his target location. It takes him a while to master it.

Anyway Willow continues to be the toughest, sweetest, most vivacious girl Hunter has ever known in his entire life. And okay, he might not have been the most subtle before with his red cheeks and his tendency to go speechless whenever she was around but he liked to believe he was handling it just fine. But now....oh Titan, now...

It starts off like it was before. Willow will make some big bold declaration, or she'll flex her big strong arms, or she'll burst into adorable giggles or she'll wink at him from across the room and Hunter will be helpless to the dazzle that overcomes him. And his insides will flutter and he won't be able to stop the wide idiot grin that spreads across his face. She's so pretty. He likes her face. Her eyes. Her mouth. Her freckles. Her dimples.

And then. Glitch jump.

Hunter's own heart fucking ejects him directly into Willow's personal bubble. Practically nose-to-nose. And he's suddenly drowning in bright green irises and the smell of dirt and flowers and her pretty shaped lips and AAAAAAA!!!!!!

Mortified, Hunter can't apologize in any way that is more articulate than a panicked squeak, before his fight or flight kicks in and he's abruptly launched as far away as possible, which lands him on the end of a ledge and he near immediately loses his balance and falls on his face.

[litfeathers]

Hunter thought the weekends in the Emperor's Coven were nice because he loved getting out of the castle to go on missions.

I’m just imagining him dealing with some criminal on one of those missions. He does his usual Golden Guard spiel, successfully catches them, etc etc.

And on the way to the Conformatorium, he is just the most UNSTOPPABLE INFO-DUMPING CHATTERBOX THAT EVER EXISTED BECAUSE THAT POOR BOY IS SO DESPERATE FOR SOCIAL INTERACTION AND HE LITERALLY CAN'T HELP HIMSELF.

“So…what do you do for fun? When you're not busy smuggling illegal fireworks, I mean.”

“Have you been a criminal for long?”

"I couldn't help but notice that your staff technique was a little sloppy. I'd watch your balance the next time you try to take a swing at a seasoned Coven Scout. Bend your knees a little to lower your center of gravity."

"You know, I've read that witches with red hair are more sensitive to pain, but paradoxically have a higher pain tolerance. Is that true, in your experience?"

"Psch, don't worry! Seven out of ten of Warden Wrath's prisoners are released after ten years. So yeah. Keep that chin up!"

“They say arsenic tastes like strawberry. Hmm. Wonder if that’s true.”

“…and that’s part five of my theory on how palistrom wood creates life. Now, if you will recall what I was saying about palistrom xylem fifteen minutes ago…”

By the time they reach witch jail, the prisoner is BEGGING to be locked away.

[blorbofrommyshows]

ok so hunter has ISSUES and like . he clearly has been conditioned to think love needs to be earned and is conditional and tbh that’s not an issue that’s gonna go away overnight. so like

what if there’s one time he messes up at camila’s. like maybe he accidentally breaks the sewing machine or something. and he just starts having a full blown panic attack over it. bc like he’s so terrified like he’s JUST gotten a family. he’s JUST learning what that’s actually meant to feel like. and he’s like shit this is where it all ends, I’ve failed and I’m not gonna be family any more. he’s shaking and terrified and he goes to camila and bows before her expecting to be punished and she just hugs him and tells him he’s done nothing wrong and he immediately bursts into tears bc he’s so confused and he’s still so scared so he sobs like ‘but i broke it! please i swear i can make it up to you please’ and she manages to calm him down and then he’s still like ‘so… so that means i can still stay here? with everyone?’ and camila’s like oh mijo……

[moistbread]

this is what happens right

[melonpaya]

Had to draw that scene from the fic There’s Sunshine in Your Smile by @lollytea Was going to draw only the first page, but got a little carried away and drew two more pages lol

anyway, yall should read this fic its sooo good!!

[sandflakedraws]

my boy havin a normal one, i guess

[cookiesaddict]

Hunter is really going to be Dells successor and take over the Clawthorne trade of carving palisman, isn’t he?

[graves-yard]

Convinced that he used sewing as a way to ignore the insane amount of trauma he’s gained in under a year

[zkyeline]

why is it that we keep retracing the same steps

[maryheart22]

How I want them to reunite ^^

[bmblboop]

So I did some wiki surfing last night and discovered something:

Basically….

Hunter’s Halloween costume is a lot more meta than we realized