Just Be Yourself

Caleb Joseph. 24 years young. Trans. Step dad to an amazing 6 year old, and have a bundle due 4/18/18 ❤️

[carfuckerlynch]

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

[lovely-likely-lauren2]

New here, who wants to be friends 😜

[lionfloss]

External shots of botanical gardens by Swiss photographer Samuel Zeller

[memewhore]

[babyybarbie]

Pleasing my partner turns me on so fucking much

[kingdra]

You forgot the blueberries.

[reptlia-deactivated20221222]

reBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE  I’M  SCRMEAINFJWM DER

[lonaturaltorpe]

This will NEVER not be funny 😂😂😂😂😭😭

[soft-ghetto-tomatoes]

I list it when it slowed up

[fatandbougie]

lmao, I knew it was gon be some shit when the sister came doin all that talkin and movin.

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

Fucking classic.

[sleptonshawt-e]

I forgot why I favorited this and now I know why fuuuuuck 😂😂

[yenonpluto]

In tears

[suspend]

“Even if you come home late and I’m already asleep, just whisper in my ear one little thought you had today. Because I love the way you look at the world. And I’m so happy I get to be next to you and look at the world through your eyes.”

— Theodore Twombly, Her (via suspend)

[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[blackchubbyworld-deactivated202]

Ayyy

[mantimecomic]

This one’s for October! Sorry it’s late, but there will be another one in a couple of weeks :D

[shiny-good-rock]

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

[ferrettaur]

Good news I found the exact opposite object

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

[the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate]

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

thats quitter talk

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

[jeangrey]

[fazitenenbaum]

OH BOI OH BOI OH BOI

[memewhore]

[robpilled]

[localstarboy]

Man tied a hammock to his drone and is flying, if he ain’t in 3017 I don’t know who is

[colachampagnedad]

just when I thought I’ve seen it all

[darkislovelyyyy]