Pssst- hey. You. Yeah you...you want a jelly bean?
switchryderā:
How can jelly beans be a trap?Ā Dude, relax. Ya just benefiting from my lack of impulse control. I bought like 5000 jelly beans a few weeks ago and I canāt eat any more man. My teeth are gonna fall out if I do. Now, what color ya want?
Because of the way you said it like you where a guy in an alley with a trench coat full of knock off Rolexās, Sir.Ā But sure, Iāll eat a jelly bean.Ā Um.. orange, please?


















