tears of the kingdom

caleb / kei • 31 • any pronouns • queer | thank you for following this mess of a blog | || main blog for multiple RP blogs ||

[toyastales]

Celestial Glass Globe created by Swedish Sculptor Edward Hald, circa 1929.

[forgottenflickr]

“Sasha under the covers” 2003

[jack-the-fool]

Rocky: Grace say Hail Mary archives have all Human media yet Rocky still cannot find classic film Goncharov for movie night statment.

Grace: ....What?

Rocky: Grace not know own earth greatest mafia movie ever made question?

Grace: .......

Grace: What?

[teathattast]

[yyrie]

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[lichen-bones]

brambly

[yuna-is-tired-sm]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[bedupolker]

I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad

[bedupolker]

The way people comment about adblock when this post was partially inspired by a bunch of weightloss ads I saw on a real physical subway station

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

Who's got the gif where a guy helpfully demonstrates how to install adblock on your local train station

@kropotkindersurprise maybe?

[kropotkindersurprise]

good guess!

(from this post)

[meili-k-r-deactivated20250421]

[freerangecatmilk-blog]

God I love driving to work at 330 am when I'm flash banged by a digital billboard or advertisements for the 10+ megachurches on the highway

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Fuck all advertising! Real or online!🎵

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

[anais-mirliaz]

frolicking with mama :)

[trentreznorsbutthole]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[goslinggf]

i feel like i'm going Italian

[goslinggf]

*insane

[imminent-danger-came]

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal