Calico cat in a sunbeam

Call me Calico 🤠 he/they 🐈‍⬛ you can find me lying on the ocean bed, watching the sunlight play on the surface of the water above ✨️ 🌊

[soulofthedeep]

Sound on to hear the water running through pebbles

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[ruemilley]

for make a terrible comic day

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[what-even-is-thiss]

Here’s the thing. Refusing to accept a compliment can be mildly insulting to the person you’re refusing the compliment from.

It’s like you don’t believe them or don’t respect their opinion basically.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I know, I also have self esteem so low that accepting a compliment feels physically painful but basically calling the person who’s complimenting you a liar doesn’t help anybody including yourself.

[dogpuppy]

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[sanguine-humor]

btw, idk if this will be seen by any of the countless people who already have seen and reblogged this post, but heres the original guide posted on how to make the chibi-rocky! the OP also has a separate guide for a more accurate rocky, though obviously less simple of a guide than the little thingy shown off

(im surprised this post gained any attention, haha, if i had known i would have just shared the guides, the more handmade pebbles in the world the better)

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[dailykafka]

— July 21, 1913 / Franz Kafka diaries

[pageturner001]

So when I was like 17 I think I was at the mall and found an Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot and it was like 40 dollars and small, and I live with my grandma who basically can't eat half of all foods and I can't eat a different half of all foods so having a 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot that was perfect for one person was a amazing deal, so I bought the 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot. I still have the 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot and I plan to make stew tomorrow in my 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot

[muffinlance]

SHOW US THE 40 DOLLAR AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER CROCKPOT

[stupidpetface]

[supergameboytwo]

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

[huffylemon]

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

BUG 🦞 BUG

[blaurascon]

i reblogged this last night but i have since been reminded of one of my favorite pairs of socks. i still have no idea what this is supposed to mean. please enjoy

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

ANIMAL 🦀 ANIMAL

[estrogenpatchnotes]

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.