system time

system tumblr || polyfrag system || chronically sleepy || adult in 20s

[calicocritter-sys]

intro

> Call us Kori ! We are a system in our 20s bodily and collectively use the pronouns he/it/she + the neos teeth/vamp/flora/sweet and any others !! the only pronoun we do not use is they. We have BPD, AuDHD, OCD, Tourettes, and idk other stuff maybe I can't remember.

> We are pretty evenly spread between introjects and brainmade system members. We are a polyfrag system of over 300 members. We are symptom holder heavy.

> Some common sources we have include; DC, Marvel, Harry Potter, and Starkid. We also have introjects from sources such as; Dead Plate, Dead By Daylight, American Horror Story, White Pine, various musicals (Falsettos, Be More Chill, Bare; A Pop Opera, + many more), animes (No. 6, BNHA, SpyxFamily + more), obscure sources (The Dreaming by Queenie Chan, Murdoch Mysteries, + more)

> Let me introduce you to current frequent fronters!

- Peter Parker¹ | He / Him | Introject | Protector + Autism Holder

- Nina | She / It / Xir | Brainmade | Anxiety Holder

- Jonathan Kent | He / They | Introject | Protector + Gatekeeper

- Tim Drake | He / They | Introject | Work Alter + Sleep Alter

- Steve Harrington | She/They | Introject | Work Alter + Caregiver + Protector

- Wolf | She / They | Brainmade | Caregiver

- Anthony | He/They | Brainmade | Protector + Social Alter

- Tobias | He / Him | Brainmade | OCD + Tourettes Holder

- Lachlan | He / They | Brainmade | Protector

- Hawks | He / Him | Introject | Pain Holder

- Peter Parker² | He / Him | Introject | Pain Holder + Autism Holder + ADHD Holder + BPD Holder

- Regulus Black | He / Him | Introject | School Alter + Dysphoria Holder + Trauma Holder

> Some of our interests include: Starkid, Smosh, Anthropology, Musicals, History, Art, Writing, Reading, Cooking, Baking, The Ocean, Video Games, + more

> Uhhhh I think that's it ! If I wanna add anything maybe I will later idk anyways ! If you wanna be friends please please please please we want friends so bad we are also always open for sourcemates! once we start talking we can exchange SPs if people want to :)

[star-pocalypse]

[nitghowl1600]

OP if I may add a thought

[sandbox-stories]

[nattousan]

happy fagged out friday

[penandinkprincess]

hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

[boobieteriat]

Tips to borrow and return books on Libby within the same day:

> borrow

> click read with epub

>download the acsm file

>de-drm the acsm file with calibre (make sure you have the acsm plugin installed first)

> you own the ebook FOREVER

[nyantara]

> upload the file to libgen

> EVERYONE GETS THE BOOK FOREVER

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

[thirdman000]

I missed BOTH of them.

[shower-raccoon]

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

[god-of-not-so-good-ideas]

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

[shower-raccoon]

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

[cyrannus95]

missed it, scheduling for the next one on may 20 next year

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 5/20/25, 52025, palindrome day

[demonicsuffrage]

By some supernatural accident, Batman and Superman swap bodies. But the accident was just so embarassing that they collectively decided to NOT tell anyone about, and figure out how to reverse it all on their own. But, unfortunately, this means they now have to keep up this farce in front of their families

Clark, in Bruce's body, wiping some blood off his mouth and wincing at the 15 cracked ribs he now has: Guess I can bleed, huh

Dick, staring in disbelief after the patrol: YES OFCOURSE YOU CAN!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW YOURSELF DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A GRENADE-

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Bruce, in Clark's body, squinting at the bright smallville sun at the Kent farm: This is way too much for 11 am

Jon, staring at his newly grumpy dad: I think batman is a bad influence on you, dad

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Clark in Bruce's body, staring at his reflection in the mirror: The shoulder to waist ratio is insane, such a grabbable waist

Poor Tim, who accidentally overheard this, getting ready to call Arkham: Uhuh it's definitely, insane

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Kon: And so I said, ofcourse, i would love the soup-er salad!

Bruce in Clark's body, deadpan expression on his face:

Kon: Get it? Soup-er salad?

Bruce: Yes

Kon, sad puppy expression: You always laugh at soup puns :(

Bruce, now with an Extremely Forced little smile: Yes it was very....funny

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Clark, in Bruce's body, rushing to hug a visibly bleeding Jason who walked into the cave after patrol: What happened?! Are you okay?

Jason, freezing up because the last time Bruce ran to hug him was, never:

Clark, immediately backing up, and speaking with a deliberately gruff voice: I mean. Is the blood yours? Son.

Jason:...no

[calicocritter-sys]

small vent

Man I miss my source :(((( I'm never gonna find anyone from it or anyone who remembers me specifically from it either and it sucks so much I just want them to be here and know me but I know I won't get that here

kinda woke up crying from a dream about them all so that sucks ugh I hate fronting and remembering I don't have anyone from either universe I lived in - Peter³

[neat-username]

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

[calicocritter-sys]

Gay-Damian

I am bi yes :) ur also gay !! - Jon

[calicocritter-sys]

Do you have any system list available?

If we are talking we can give our SP! Which is ! Not done at all but we are slowlyyyyy working on it - Jon

[calicocritter-sys]

Just found out we have asks in our ask box?????? I didn't know this?????? Time to respond and be like whoops we never check our ask box :) - Jon

[stormy-skyzzzzzz]

i love their interactions so much.

| Batman #37

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(clark wearing glasses on top of the bat cowl is the best part of this issue)

[calicocritter-sys]

My husband hates mushrooms I think we are fast tracking divorce /j

Anyways he's cool :)

[calicocritter-sys]

Damian should watch Doctor Who !! simply cause I want him to - Jon

[calicocritter-sys]

Damian and I :) - Jon

[romnianistan]

bare a pop opera memes. I also call it "anti priest and anti matthew lloyd propaganda"