I am an Insult to the Dead

Curious like a cat back from the grave - 34

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[cherrydanish]

a picture that’s worth a thousand words

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[gardenxkisses]

The thing about my brain is that I can't say buttered toast without hearing this guy

[gloomy-eden]

I am very under tattooed, I need to lock in

[perriaeyjeve]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[gardenxkisses]

Pumpkin spice dirty chai latte w/ pumpkin spice cold foam & a little caramel sauce

[moonfire88]

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[doodle-shenanigans]

Choose your fighter

[calicozed]

I got so much work to do. And 0 motivation.

[fayetruenorth]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[depsidase]

[alleybloom]

what's wrong babe you barely yelled "uH i sUrE hOpE it DoEs" when we passed that road work ahead sign

[calicozed]

Suns still out, guns still out

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[yarnitbunny]

I had to snack to stay awake at the desk 😅