The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes.

37. She/Her. Married. Missouri. Bi Disaster. Random Blog with Random Things. ~Transphobes/Terfs can fuck off.~ Pisces Sun/Virgo Moon/Capricorn Rising

[ukulelekatie]

☀️Eclipse🌙

[kropotkindersurprise]

[yungb100d]

[justasleepybooklover]

Reading "A Farewell to Arms" and boy is Hemingway a fan of run-on sentences. It's the first time I've tried his work and so far I like how matter of fact he is but I swear some of these sentences take up half a page.

[justasleepybooklover]

Well. The end of that was fucking devastating.

Gonna need some time to process this one.

[segamascott]

[fkjshfkhdfksdhfksdhjsksdf]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

[ai-dream]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Van Gogh shirt.

[rollinxstone]

U just gotta do spontaneous side missions to keep life interesting

[eglerieth]

Elrond be like: I am 4/8 human, 3/8 elf, and 1/8 angel. My mother is a bird and my father is the North Star. My twin brother was the first king of Atlantis but somehow I seem to be more famous than him. I am one of three ringbearers, the other two being the female version of Feanor and a guy who loves fireworks. My foster father is a crazy homeless guy who likes music and his whole family is dead. My many-greats grandnephew is in love with my daughter. No one can tell my sons apart. I like waterfalls and am both a glorified innkeeper and a top-notch doctor. I am the voice of reason no one listens to.

[coopsgirl]

I've never read a more succinct and hilarious Elrond biography 🤣🙂

[agentthirsty]

Bye flop

[connorwyndham]

DIRTY DANCING (1987) directed by Emile Ardolino.

[depsidase]

[throatoftheworld]

Shelter by Lily Seika Jones

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Arwen Undómiel

She was called Undómiel, for she was the Evenstar of her people.

Artist: Yongjae Choi TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Flowerfoot Swordmaster

Artist: Ampreh TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link