beach bum

Sequoia. 19. Barista. Student. Orange County, California.

[emmy4keri]

[infiniteedge]

Instructions for building IKEA furniture, but it’s written like a tumblr post

[infiniteedge]

ok tumblr, LISTEN UP

this little frickfracker right here is a BJÖRKSNÄS

[oomshi]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[expiredpoppies-deactivated20201]

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[yeehawlw]

HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-

[mielparaoshun]

Lmaoooo

[sushinfood]

[tkyle]

Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

[randomleighcool-deactivated2017]

BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂

[its-a-different-world]

THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED AND BARELY SAID A WORD. PISSED.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by an extrovert.

[resistdrumpf]

[the-perks-of-being-black]

Bye Felicia

[thislildisaster]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[thefandomdropout]

Lmao

[demarco-demarco-demarco]

If you can’t find felicia then you deserve to not say that shit.lol

[asialynnrenee-deactivated201807]

💀😂😂💀😂😂

[dopedoe33]

then after you find Felicia show us who said it

[imkiwhereslevi]

✨^ the test

[daddybearthings]

This is a good test

[saint-melito-deactivated2018060]

And after you show us who said it, give us the reason that person said it.

[nataliemgc]

This is a great thing that’s been done for the world.

[digableplaneteer-deactivated202]

✊🏾✊🏾😂😂

[hennymademe]

Aye look at Janet Jackson tho

[brownsugagoddess-blog]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Tom Hiddleston and some closeup prettiness overload. Yes, it is painful.

[charredasperity]

Salvation Army hurts more people than it helps 

PETA kills more animals than it saves 

Red Cross hordes more money than it spends on relief 

Susan J. Komen Spends more on lawsuits than on medical research 

Wounded Warrior spends most of their funds on parties

Always research charities before you donate to them because just because they’re famous, that doesn’t mean they’re good 

[cognitohazardous]

theyre famous cause they spend a lot of “donation” money on marketing

[unregardless]

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

[insidiousmoonandry]

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

[onlytwitterpics]