Booty For Days

[crewneck-deactivated20241203]

[thotsfortherapy]

it's not "am I good enough to do it?", it's "do I like it enough to be bad at it?"

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

[lemke6669]

the fact that obama seemingly follows any rando that ever interacts with him on twitter will never stop being hilarious, considering it continues to give us amazing things like this

[doctordragon]

In light of recent events, I would like to remind everyone that the correct pro choice talking point that will actually pull people to our side is NOT whether a fetus is human or not because you'll never win. The correct argument is how the state should never have the power to force you to give up physical autonomy for the sake of any other being.

[funnytwittertweets]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[egberts]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

When I catch you in my visual field

[mezzodical]

[whitepeopletwitter]

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[just-yet]

[kalichnikov]

[mulhollandrivedyke]

[sweatermuppet]

dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing

[crchid]

[criciuma]

[crtter]

i want to slonk your shit silly style like sloppy swag

Psh. Whatever. It’s not like I wanted to get my shit slonked silly style anyway…