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ame/ivy, eclectic witch, xx.. not that active here, find me @ neurodwitches !

[olywitchcrew]

A Curse on Donald Trump

You will need: A black candle string How to: Charge the candle with your intent. Think about what a xenophobic fascist sexist capitalist prick Donald Trump is. Channel that rage into your candle. Think about how desperately you want him to fail, how desperately you want to see him ruined. Envision his glorious fall, his humiliation, his destruction. Believe that he will fail. Know that he will fail. Oil the candle with an appropriate oil if thats your thing. Light the candle. Pick up the string. Say: Donald John Trump Senior, son of Fred Trump, I place a curse on your head tie a knot in the string Your racism, greed, and fascism will be the key to your undoing every time you open your mouth you inspire your own failure tie a knot in the string May your boasting and compulsive lies be found out and unravelled, may your political campaign end in humiliating ruin You will never be president tie a knot in the string. Release your intent into the universe. You can tuck the string away somewhere, or simply throw it away, though for best results I recommend mailing the string to Trump Tower, 725 5th Ave, New York, NY 10022

[dormroomwitch-blog]

Punch a Nazi Curse

Punch A Nazi Curse

Level: Super Easy

You Will Need

·         Poppet-this should be dough or clay, something easily malleable and preferably water soluble.

·         Marker

Steps

·         Take your poppet and mark it in such a way that it is unmistakably a Nazi. If you are uncomfortable drawing a swastika, write words like Nazi, Racist, White Supremacist, or Evil on it.

·         Recite: I curse all Nazis to be punched like this one.

·         Punch until you can’t tell what it is anymore.

·         Dispose of by throwing in garbage or flushing down the toilet.

[neurodwitches]

NEURODWITCHES IS LOOKING FOR NEW MODS

So, in case you didn’t notice (after the hundred times I said so, lmao sorry) we are indeed looking for new mods! If you’re new to this blog, neurodwitches is a blog created to offer the resources neurodiverse witches might need to make their craft and lives a little bit easier. What we’re looking for:

Witches with experience. This doesn’t mean you’ve to have ten years of practice or anything, but we do need resourceful mods. Sometimes we’re asked for references, sometimes we’re asked for spells or advice and we need to know what’s appropriate and what not.

Neurodiverse witches, of course. You’ve to be accepting of other people’s neurodiversity too, and willing to do your research beforehand.

Pro self-diagnose witches. We’re not here to judge, the aim of this blog is to help (do not read as ‘replace medical help’). I just want to make it clear we don’t know everyone’s current situation and we can’t judge whether people really need our help or not based on a doctor’s note. 

Please do not apply if:

Your acceptance of nerudiversity stops at certain mental illnesses. We’re including witches with mental illnesses, personality disorders & developmental disorders.

Your beliefs will limit what you can offer to help this blog.

You’ll find the link to the form to apply HERE and if you have any questions please let us know! Our askbox is always open whether it’s an anonymous question or a private one. 

- Mod Ivy

[orriculum]

Hiding Secrets Spell

a spell specifically to protect one’s gender or orientation, to keep it safely hidden when you can’t be out. 

gather: a small box, a root from a garden (something nonpoisonous), something that represents what needs to be hidden, and rainwater. 

clean the root with the rainwater. dry as thoroughly as you can.

put the object in the box, wrap the box up with the root

place the box in the left corner of a cupboard, closet, desk, etc. keep it as far back as you can, under many things. 

take it out and open it when you don’t need it anymore. 

[calistcs-blog]

voice dysphoria glamour

lip balm is great for glamours and the weather’s crap everywhere, i think, so don’t forget lip balm or your lips will hurt and burn, says the person whose lips died because they forgot their lip balm for a week. anyway, here we go:

lip balm

your favourite quote

ginger

bowl of water (pref. moon water)

rose petals

i. before going to bed take your bowl of water, add in your rose petals (whatever colour you prefer) and a teaspoon of ginger. let it sit until the morning.

ii. once you’re ready to go through another amazing day  wet your lip balm with the water before applying it. you can use the rest of the water as a mist if you’ve got a spray bottle (dunno, i like the smell of ginger)

[calistcs-blog]

menstruation dysphoria tea

so i chose oregano because it’s amazing for cramps but also this isn’t specific for any gender identity either, so whether you’re a trans person who experiences this or a trans person who wishes they could experience this you can use this. you’ll need:

oregano

hot water

cinnamon

sugar/honey

i. brew your oregano tea in a pot/cup, add your sugar/honey and as much cinnamon as you want.

ii. stir clockwise saying: ‘my body doesn’t make me less of who i am, i’m still a valid [gender identity]. bleeding won’t make me less of who i am’.

iii. drink this at night

[calistcs-blog]

a spell to stop chest dysphoria

this isn’t specific to any gender identity so y’all can use it because damn chest dysphoria sucks :). you’ll need:

your binder/sports bra/any type of bra

a needle and thread

a white candle

a bowl

thyme

the ‘no chest dysphoria’ sigil on a slip of paper [which you’ll find at the end of this post]

i. take your binder or bra and place it in front of you and the candle. light the candle (don’t worry we’re not burning bras).

ii. put your thyme into the bowl and burn it. if you can’t burn it, you can also cover it in hot wax. 

iii. take your binder or bra and with the help of the paper sew the sigil on the inside of it, wherever you think it’ll be the most comfortable. it doesn’t have to be perfect. blow off your candle.

iv. wear it whenever  your chest dysphoria kicks your ass, it’ll stop it.

[back-before-dawn]

“I heal the harm I’ve done.”

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

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Emoji spell to help anyone who is healing from chronic illness and/or benign tumors

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[writtensecretsonparchment]

Liberation Spell

Thoughts of you still lingers in my head. Your face, your touch, your memory; they are like wisps of flame that kisses me. It does require a conscious effort to set my mind not to think of you. I want you to leave my thoughts for thinking of you only hurts my heart. Though here I am, secretly praying that you’ll see me that way you saw me before.

Forgive me, my gentle heart. This is only a phase. As you and I have agreed, nothing stays bad for too long. This too shall pass.

For now, I chant these words repeatedly, so help me in my healing:

“From your memory, I set myself free. Leave my thoughts, Leave me be.”

[allura]

Bottle Hex: Have A Terrible Day

SOURCE: Allura’s Grimoire

INGREDIENTS:

Small jar or bottle (an empty pill bottle is ideal) Slip of paper Black pepper 1 packet of Stevia artificial sweetener Your saliva Black candle(s)

INSTRUCTIONS:

Write your target’s full name on the slip of paper, and place it in your bottle or jar, so that it looks out, like a label.

Pour a packet of Stevia into the bottle, and add a pinch or two of black pepper. Spit a good amount of saliva in on top.

Close the bottle and shake the mixture together, thinking about why your target deserves to be hexed. Picture the kind of bad day you want them to have, in as much detail as possible. Open the bottle and whisper a quick “fuck you” in, before sealing the top closed with black wax.

This spell is best performed a few moments past midnight, so as to affect your target’s whole day from the very beginning.

NOTES:

This simple hex is designed to be short-lived – for when someone just deserves to have a terrible day. What makes their day a terrible one is up to you and your imagination.

The components of this hex are very easy to come by, and require very little effort on your part to put together.

This hex only has three ‘active’ ingredients. Black pepper banishes evil and negativity. Saliva is widely seen as a display of disgust and contempt (and as such is always useful in hexing and cursing). Stevia artificial sweetener is pure evil, so it makes an ideal curse ingredient – anything that tastes so terrible while pretending to be something so great (sugar) is just perfect for souring someone’s day.

[shinypurplebuttons-blog]

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protection spell for lgbt+ Americans in light of the election Like to charge, reblog to cast

[wifeofbughuul]

A spell to protect those who fight for Rights

Now day two of this event that has shocked this country, I’m trying to round up protection spells for those who desperately need it, and for those who will be in the front lines continuing forward.

What you will need:

Red candle Orange candle Yellow candle Green candle A piece of paper Match/lighter

Write down down your will, and what you wish to complete, on the piece of paper.

Light each candle saying.

I light this candle to give me the will, and strength to fight for my rights, while lighting the red candle.

I light this candle to keep my knowledge, and reason with me while I fight for my rights, while lighting the orange candle.

I light this candle to ask to keep me aware to my surroundings and to those around me, while lighting the yellow candle.

Last but not least I light this candle to keep the love of my reason behind my fight, while lighting the green candle.

Fold up the piece of paper, and carefully let each candle set it on fire. Let it burn out, and snuff out the flames without blowing them out.

[calistcs-blog]

cons of being a witch:

i literally remember how the season of this show is gonna end even though it hasn’t actually ended because visions. 

[neurodwitches]

QUICK PSA:

witches with executive dysfunctiob can’t practice everyday are still proper witches and they’re still powerful ✨

witches who can’t differentiate between delusion and magic can still kick ass ✨

witches who can’t focus on chanting or on long rituals can still perform their own spells ✨

witches who obsess over their craft and then hate it are still valid witches ✨

witches with intrusive thoughts and ‘ugly symptoms’ are still allowed to use their craft despite people thinking they’re bad people ✨

witches with mood swings who mess up spells and intent can still get their work done properly ✨

witches who have sensory issues and can’t work with herbs or fire are still freaking great ✨

neurodiverse witches are amazing and deserve support 🌻✨

[child-of-the-universe]

Yes but also causing pain to others is not okay witch or not.

[calistcs-blog]

Excuse me but if you're gonna make ugly ass ableist comments on a post created to make nd witches feel better abt the things ableist people like you tell us you need to check your life choices and get the fuck out of a neurodiverse witchcraft blog ✌

[witches-die-hard-deactivated201]

Spell for switching with an alter

This spell was created by my alter Alyssa and she said to use it when I need her. 

It has been tested on multiple indiviuals with D.I.D. and 100% of the reports so far have been 

- a slow, safe transition

- co-consciousness

- no amnesia

The co-consciousness will persist when the alter uses this spell to switch with another alter and will lose effect when you switch without this spell (go to sleep or something). 

It can help you get to know your alters. Will not be effective for individuals without D.I.D. 

Use at your own risk if you have any other form on Dissociative Disorder as it has not been tested this way yet. 

Use at your own risk if you have never been co-conscious with an alter before and/or have any form of anxiety disorder. (Can be scary, difficult and overwhelming)

Otherwise no concerns, really.

__________________________________________________________

Say this aloud: 

Exit the dark, enter the light  Breathe this breath and see this sight I summon you, friend of the old days [alter’s name], come and take my place. 

__________________________________________________________

Blessed be

[calistcs-blog]

I've so much cleansing and banishing to do, en plus we've just moved out so there's a ton of protection work involved n I have zero supplies here, fuck this is gonna be fun lmao