My third eye is a googly eye

My head hurts

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[resident-idiot-simp]

[ingridverse]

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

[charlesoberonn]

The "Aaron Sorkin Loses His Faith in the American Justice System" trilogy:

A Few Good Men (1992)

To Kill a Mockingbird (2018)

Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020)

[kzlatkova]

Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

[guiltfactory-moved]

everything is a reference when you're crazy

[segamascott]

[houndmother]

i <3 labor i >:( capitalism

[houndmother]

i mean this. i love to work. you probably do too. just not for survival, not meaningless work, not underpaid work, not work under cruel supervisors. what youre experiencing now isnt just labor, its also exploitation.

[houndmother]

“i simply do not dream of labor” okay im so glad that after the revolution the earth will become the garden of eden and food will be abundant and effortless

[inthefallofasparrow]

[iftadwascool]

[battletoads]

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[inthedarktrees]

Jeffrey? What’s going on here?

Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rossellini & Laura Dern

Blue Velvet (1986) dir. David Lynch

[marcchurch]

[captain-price-unofficially]

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

[beardedmrbean]