Ugly

Trash

[1995lahaine]

(hillary clinton voice) you’d better get yourselves to those Wet Ass Polls!

[hollowboobtheory]

idk what a “meal planning” is. I go to the store. I purchase ingredience. I go home. I cook. at no point during this process do i “think”

[paxamericana]

[iamoutofideas]

[ninfula-filica]

[xenoqueensab]

Unrestrained summer fun

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unclefather]

[lelaid]

Not to brag, but Vogue says I’m already on trend for summer 2020

[mystiquepictorial]

[shacklesburst]

you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it

me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made

[insidious-and-hideous-deactivat]

[beebugger]

what the FUCK

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theocseason4]

Can I make any more obvious

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

you know how people call other people like “king” or “queen” endearingly? do you think we’ll be like “omfg CEO” in a post-capitalist future 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theluminousnight]

weird little girls are so fucking VALID

[swarnpert]

i think we should just be able to use counterfeit money. like who cares

[2winpeaks]

do u think someone ever got their dick sucked in space

[devilpantsu]

you cant get an erection in space. 

[2winpeaks]

why not?

[devilpantsu]

lack of gravity slows blood flow and lowers blood pressure. so you can’t get that space wood. and you cant orgasm without an erection. so the space suck would be disappointing for everyone. 

[2winpeaks]

ok but like what if the aliens have titties