Typical youth

cardamom!

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

big day today

[buryymeinblack]

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

[buryymeinblack]

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

[lostinhistory]

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[toroidalearthtruther]

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

[larosebisou]

"Hot summer nights, mid-July

When you and I were forever wild"

[rpfofficial]

scientists have discovered a planet where bruce springsteen is bisexual

[rpfofficial]

and it's called earth 😌

[apjvff]

with sincerity i come to blog with you guys. with gratitude i make some new post.

[lanametlinum]

Bro doesn’t know that the love of the Sacred Heart washes over him

[pnglove]

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Simon and gar phone call

[datasoong47]

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[fairycosmos]

tapping the glass on your cage Hiiiii

pretending to be dead

[hotvampireadjacent]

[toddsolondz]

[biscuit-tornado]