Typical youth

cardamom!

[fagstaynight]

i scrolled onto this post and this song started playing. what? why? is this his theme music? why does he have a theme? Who are you young sir

[milanesa42]

They hate me for my whimsy and joyful posting

[knownhag]

Don’t stop make it blog dj blow my haters up

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

Remember to use positive language. You don't have a "receding hairline" you have a "tony soprano fade."

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[kezia-kawaii]

but sir, the gecs outnumber the pilots nearly 5:1

[missnilescrane]

when it’s the fourteenth 

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[strange-aeons]

[rodrickheffeley]

women stories matter

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

big day today

[buryymeinblack]

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

[buryymeinblack]

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

[lostinhistory]

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[toroidalearthtruther]

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

[larosebisou]

"Hot summer nights, mid-July

When you and I were forever wild"

[rpfofficial]

scientists have discovered a planet where bruce springsteen is bisexual

[rpfofficial]

and it's called earth 😌