beautiful disaster

calla dresden. eighteen. tree hill high school senior. she's just the way she is but no one's told her that's okay

[yenvengerberg]

In honor of #AprilFoolsDay, here’s one of @DomSherwood1’s best!

[calladresden]

Mara: Not cool.

Mara: Is it like the best sex in the world, or mediocre? I need an informed decision to be made here.

calla: depends on who you're having sex with I guess lmao I don't know your life

[calladresden]

Jude: i've had ur name as cauliflower in my phone ever since autocorrect did one thing right

calla: I hate cauliflower

[calladresden]

elijah: incorrect

elijah: also i said twenty and it's been ten

elijah: r u texting and driving?????

calla: the driver's bringing me

calla: jk texting at stop lights

[calladresden]

aleah: have i ever failed u before??

aleah: don't answer that

calla: I mean probably

[calladresden]

elijah: i h8 u

elijah: [middle finger emojis]

elijah: ok i take those back but i still h8 u

calla: u spelled love wrong

calla: twice

[calladresden]

aleah: u will thank me

calla: I mean probably not

[calladresden]

Mara: I refuse to believe this is a real thing. I couldn't handle losing either of them in my life. Don't bring such dark topics to my texts!

calla: nope

calla: pizza or sex u have to choose or u lose them both

[calladresden]

Jude: ppl call me rude jude. haha. hilarious

Jude: i am here all week

Jude: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

calla: I'm dropping the 'jude'

calla: from now on ur just rude

calla: made it official in my contacts

[itselijah-blog1]

“Okay, so I already ordered it and all you have to do from this moment onwards is eat it and thank me for being so fucking brilliant when it comes to, well, everything.” Elijah leaned back on his side of the booth, one leg sprawled across the remainder of his seat whilst blonde locks pressed against the wallpaper. “God how did you survive this long without me?”

[calladresden]

Brown eyes rolled as they often did in the presence of the blonde sitting in the booth opposite her. A smirk curled on the corners of her lips as she crossed her arms haphazardly across her chest, sinking into the seat to get comfortable. "I feel like there should have been a bet involved in this somehow." She shook her head before answering, "With pepperoni, green peppers and mushrooms like a normal person."

[calladresden]

Jude: if we had a dog, i would b taking it with me rn

calla: rude af

[calladresden]

elijah: don't :p me, this is 2016 gdi

calla: :p :p :p

[calladresden]

aleah: u bet ur sweet ass the next pizza we're ordering is going to have bacon on it

calla: gr8 lol

[calladresden]

elijah: tru, but i have faith that u won't disappoint me :) :) :)

calla: we'll see :p

[calladresden]

Jude: i am gonna hope u typod in ur text bc this will never work

calla: r u breaking up with me

[calladresden]

aleah: who hurt u, calla?

calla: every person that ever ate bacon on a pizza

calla: which will apparently include me in like 20

[calladresden]

elijah: i am willing to sacrifice for the good of mankind

elijah: meet me in twenty, u know where

calla: I hope u know the fate of our friendship depends on bacon pizza