"the wolf of wall street" : starter prompts
some not safe for work, 2013 dir. Martin Scorsese
“Let me tell you something. There’s no nobility in poverty.”
“What kind of hooker takes credit cards?”
“I fucked her brains out… for eleven seconds.”
“On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month.”
“I got this non-alcoholic shit.”
“It’s like a non-alcoholic beer. It’s got no… no alcohol.”
“I’m not a scientist; I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. I can get you beer if you want fuckin’ beer.”
“Luckily we’re in first class.
“Jesus Christ. I think you have a fuckin’ drug problem.”
“You gotta stay relaxed. Do you jerk off?”
“I am not gonna die sober!”
“If anyone’s gonna fuck my cousin it’s gonna be me. Out of respect.”
“Who? Who? What are you, a fuckin’ owl?”
“Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up!”
“Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls?”
“Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.”
“Daddy’s really sorry about what he said in the other room, he didn’t mean any of it!”
“I’ll tell you what: I’m never eating at Benihana again. I don’t care whose birthday it is.”
“You show me a pay stub for seventy-two thousand dollars, I quit my job right now and work for you.”
“Don’t you dare throw that fucking water on me! Don’t you fucking dare!”
“What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day?”
“Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you’re an aspiring landscape architect, Isn’t that right?”
“The real question is this: was all this legal?”
“Let me tell you something else. This is one of the nicest boats I’d ever been on. I gotta tell ya.”
“Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass!”
“Oh yeah. I just came. Did you? Did you cum?”
“She designs women’s panties too? Oh, my God!”
“Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin’ drug problem.”
“The book, motherfucker, the book!”
“GET OFF THE PHONE! GET OFF THE PHONE!”
“Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Technically, you do work for me.”
“Oh! Hey! Is it Wednesday already?”
“Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you! Fuck you!”
“Fugazi, Fugazi. It’s a wazy. It’s a woozie. It’s fairy dust.”
“You dress like shit, so fuck you!”
“Whoa! Did you just try to kiss me, bro?”
“No one’s gonna fuckin’ see us.”
“Smoke some crack, c’mon.”
“I want to jerk off - but that’s not why I do it. I do it because I NEED to.”
“Risk is what keeps us young, isn’t it, darling?”
“Yeah, go fuck your cousin.”
“I was obscene, in the real world. But who the fuck wanted to live there?”
“It wasn’t even a choice.”
“The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance.”
“Fuck this, shit that. Cunt, cock, asshole.”
“He’s got a gun you fucking idiot!”
“Wake up, you piece of shit!”
“That’s my safe word, baby!”
“I don’t give a fuck about your safe word!”
“Shut up, you little bitch!”
“You re a fuckin’ dirty little birdy!”
“You’re a lying piece of shit!”
“Don’t you fuckin’ ‘Duchess’ me!”
“You’re a father now and you’re still actin’ like an infant!”
“Goddamn it, y’know, baby you got real anger issues.”
“Bring some of those girls over, let ‘em watch.”
“Get off the phone, get off the fuckin’ phone, idiot.”
“Benihana?! BENI-FUCKING-HANA?”
“You wanna fuck me? Good, go ahead.”
“I want you to cum for me like it’s the last fuckin’ time.”
“I’m not perfect. I’m nothing.”
“Want me to cum for you? Yeah? Dirty girl~”
“That was the last time.”
“I mean that was the last time we ever have sex.
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