Clever Detective's Eye

Independent RP/Ask blog for Post-Despair Kyouko Kirigiri, but will RP in any sort of time frame, whether it be Pre, During, or Post. No despair AUs are perfectly cool too. Status: Healthy Relationship: Single M!A: Guest muse: Madotsuki is visiting.

[callidusoculoscasia]

Someone just followed me and immediately unfollowed me.

What.

[fatalfeeling]

"Exciting sounds about right. I used to love jumping in between two gangs’ turf battles just to beat the both of them up… Those were the days, yeah…"

[callidusoculoscasia]

"Well, the important thing to remember is that it's over now. We need not dwell on the past, until we face a problem, isn't that correct?"

[fatalfeeling]

"I hear you. I was holed up in America for a month, buried under mountains of paperwork and legal forms…"

[callidusoculoscasia]

"It was... exciting, however. Like something out of an anime. You wouldn't think there would be gunfights in reality, but I got caught up in a fight between two gangs, and... It was just a mess."

[fatalfeeling]

"if exciting translates to ‘long as fuck’, then yeah, it sure was."

[callidusoculoscasia]

"Actually, for once, your crude translations are correct. It was long, and uneventful. I would have been back sooner, except I don't have a partner to assist me in certain matters."

[callidusoculoscasia]

"That was certainly an... 'exciting' trip."

[wariowareinc-deactivated2013111]

[callidusoculoscasia]

"It's-a me, Kirigiri."

"I'm here to inform you that I have returned from my latest case."

[shslotomenightmare]

NO WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND I DON’T HATE NAGANO PLEASE DON’T DESTROY HIM 

[fatalfeeling]

Everybody hates me so You’re a liar

[callidusoculoscasia]

"You fucking liar."

[fretlesschords]

Elly of course I don’t expect that you usually hang up on me first anyway 

[callidusoculoscasia]

Damn straight.

[callidusoculoscasia]

I probably give off mixed signals as to my gender, eh...?

I wonder how many people who I haven't told have figured it out yet.

[callidusoculoscasia]

Girlfriend: You hang up first

Boyfriend: No, you

Girlfriend: No, *soulja boy voice* YOUUUUUU

Boyfriend: *hangs up*

[callidusoculoscasia]

Purple Twin

And with that, I'm ready to do this.

At least until she gets somewhat intimate with someone.

God knows, with Chiaki's progress, that could take forever though.

[callidusoculoscasia]

fretlesschords replied to your post: fretlesschords said: what what what’d she say ...

omfg kyou pls—

I think

I'm

ready.

[callidusoculoscasia]

fretlesschords said: what what what’d she say

"Doing something like that... You might trigger a flag."

[callidusoculoscasia]

Okay okay but the best thing was

Kyou used dating sim slang.

I cannot

believe.

[rpmissionboard]

Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse.

Nightmares

Humanity

Guardian

Torture

Insanity

Slaughter

Order

Morality

Loyalty

Promise

Betrayal

Epiphany

Apathy

Memories

Loss

Lies

Death

Love

Plans

Pawns

revenge

Monster

Time

Waiting

Laugh

Trend

Alliance

Natural

Pretence

Urge

Impression

Critic

Accent

Stranger

Judgement

Delirious

Instinct

Damage

Illusion

End

[inprobitas-deactivated20150630]

BONUSPOINTS IF YOU CHOOSE A WORD OF YOUR OWN

[companion-alivia]

How would your muse wake my muse up?

[theguardianjackfrost]

//OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE EITHER REALLY CUTE OR REALLY FUNNY PLEASE